The lady pictured above is Claire Elisabeth Fields Cruise. She, like 50% of the crazies in the world, thinks that she’s also a bio-parent to Michael Jackson’s kids.

Claire filed three guardianship petitions in court today, claiming to have been previously married to Michael Jackson, and currently engaged to Blanket’s bio-dad. She also thinks she mothered one of Tom Cruise’s adopted kids.

Update: Julian Bleecker, the dude who Claire claims is her fiance and biological dad to one of these kids has just called Claire out on being a complete nut job. According to him, he went to high school with the chick, and she started calling him about a week ago, asking him to be her “unofficial fiance”. He claims that he is not the father.