Megan Fox took to the latest issue of Rolling Stone to try her best to convince the world that she’s so totally emo. Here are just a few quotes that we obtained:

On her crappy temper towards boyfriend Brian Austin Green: “My temper is ridiculously bad. I’ve had to say to Brian, ‘You have to go and stop talking to me, because I’m going to kill you. I’m going to stab you with something, please leave. I’d never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn’t shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure.”

On whether or not she cuts herself: “Yeah… I don’t want to elaborate. I would never call myself a cutter. Girls go through different phases when they’re growing up, when they’re miserable and do different things, whether it’s an eating disorder or they dabble in cutting.”

On how she totally hates herself: “I never think I’m worthy of anything… I have a sick feeling of being mocked all the time. I have a lot of self-loathing. Self-loathing doesn’t keep me from being happy. But that doesn’t mean I don’t struggle. I am very vulnerable. But I can be aggressive, hurtful, domineering and selfish, too. I’m emotionally unpredictable and all over the place. I’m a control freak.”

In five years time, Megan will probably be traveling the world doing charity work with her six multi-colored kids and one ball-less man.