Stephanie Santoro: Jon Gosselin Had Sex With Me Nine Times… And It Sucked
Stephanie Santoro took a nice hefty check from In Touch weekly recently to spill her personal Jon Gosselin story.
To the best of her memory, Stephanie recalled being asked by Jon to come over to his house for a massage. Stephanie got her massage, then Jon said, “my turn”! After his turn, they kissed, and then Jon told her in his most manliest of voices:
Whatever you do, don’t fall in love with me, because it’s going to be impossible for me not to fall in love with you.
The couple then went for a dip in Jon’s hot tub, and then Jon went to check on his kids like a good father.
Stephanie described Jon as “very romantic” but as far as the sex, it “wasn’t terrible, but it wasn’t the best I ever had”. The relationship went on for about a week before Jon went back to banging future stepmom to eight, Hailey Glassman.
Here is a picture of Stephanie with some balls. We hear she likes them.







October 16th, 2009 at 9:52 am
This chick is the biggest liar and wow is she ugly. She is using the Gosselin name to attempt to break into modeling. ( thats pretty damn funny really ) and now Radaronline pd her big money to spread a bunch a lie’s. She is a horrible person and NO ONE is going to hire her. You have to be decent looking to be a model anyway. She stands NO CHANCE. And her mom needs to have her mustache waxed. Like mother like daughter.