Marilyn Manson is apparently one of the nine people who still use MySpace. In less important news, the dark and depressed musician confirmed on his page yesterday that he had been diagnosed with swine flu. Marilyn wrote,

So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU. I know everyone will suggest that fucking a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have in no way contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness. Unfortunately, I am going to survive.