In usual Lohan fashion, Dina Lohan was unable to keep her mouth shut about her ex-husband Michael’s recent media comments claiming that his daughter was about to be the next Michael Jackson (dead). She sat down with Page Six earlier this week to slam Michael for being an idiot. Dina said,

I don’t go — like my ex — on national television and make things up. He’s estranged from Lindsay; he doesn’t know what’s going on in her life. Michael doesn’t talk to her.

I’ve had full custody of all my children for the last 10 years. He has been incarcerated for some of that time, so whatever is going on in Lindsay’s personal life is our business. And for him getting paid to say things about her when he’s five months behind in child support is wrong.

I can’t change Michael to make him do the right thing — that’s up to him and God. But it is hurtful for a child for her own father, whom she has no relationship with, to say things in public about her like that.

Dina also had a few words for Women’s Wear Daily - who called Lindsay’s new Ungaro fashion line an epic failure earlier this week. Dina said,

The critics can say whatever they want, but Lindsay is a genius.

Dina apparently felt that Lindsay was such a genius, that she even hired her to give some input on her own shoe line, which contrary to her press release, won’t actually be called “Shoe-Han”. She said,

We are not going to announce the name so every Google and MySpace buys the domain name. Lindsay is signed to Ungaro, but she will definitely have input because she is so talented.

Huh, we had no idea Google and MySpace were in the business of domain parking.

In related news, Dina has just purchased the domain names, lindsaylohan.com, and lohanhouse.com. She’s reportedly planning to use those new sites to address all the rumors that keep popping up about her trainwrecked family.