Michael Jackson’s allegedly crooked dermatologist Arnold Klein filed a creditor’s claim against the dead pop star yesterday, demanding $48,522.89 for services that he said he performed, but was never paid for (because Michael was dead).

The claim included procedures such as sunscreen, botox, acne surgery, restylane, latanoprost, eyelash-growing drug latisse, and even 51 intramuscular injections - a procedure commonly used to administer Demerol.

According to Dr. Klein’s attorney, all of the procedures were “reasonable, appropriate, and medically necessary”.