If you’re in the market for a well-planned mugging, 50 Cent might be a decent target. He told Tyra Banks the other day that he carries no less than $25,000 cash on his person at all times, because it makes him feel “like I have money”.

The man who has yet to learn of the existence of charge cards, also said that having the cash on him is convenient for whenever he spontaneously decides to buy stuff.