A few days ago, Jasmine Lennard got Johnson & Johnson heir Casey Johnson arrested for grand theft for breaking into her house, stealing clothes and jewelry, and leaving behind a vibrator and a wet towel. Casey is now denying those charges, and she’s hired superlawyer Robert Shapiro to defend her in the case. Casey told Page Six today,

It is a very serious thing she is charging me with, so I am not going to mess it up by telling my side — as much as I’d love to. But the truth is far different that what Jasmine Lennard has said.

No word yet on how Casey plans to explain how all of the stolen goods ended up at her L.A. home.