The perfectly normal Tila Tequila pulled another USTREAM crazy last night when she popped up in her underwear, and announced that she and the recently-arrested Johnson & Johnson heiresss Casey Johnson were getting married.

Tila flashed what she claimed was a 17-carat diamond ring, and told her “Tila army” that Casey had just proposed to her. She then continued on by saying,

My baby takes care of me. Beat that J.Lo! Beat that Khloe and Lamar!

We are going to make love tonight for our honeymoon.

We’re what you call U-Haul lesbians, where you meet and fall in love and move in the next day and have kids.

Tila and Casey then made out in front of the camera before signing out for the night.