Since Elin Nordegren’s currently making plans to clean out her cheating husband Tiger Woods out in a divorce, he’ll probably need a new job soon. Good thing SCORES strip club is looking out for him. They’ve just released an open letter, expressing interest in hiring Tiger on to work as their Human Resources Director:

Dear Mr. Tiger Woods,

As the nation watches your endorsement deals collapse in the wake of your adultery scandal and doors have been closing on many sponsorships and opportunities, we would like to take this time to present you with an opportunity where we open the doors back up to endorsements.

As we took note that you have recently lost endorsements and advertising spots for products such as Gillette and Gatorade, we thought you might be interested in a new endorsement deal with our establishment.

As we recently re-opened under new ownership and management, SCORES would be honored to have you endorse our club and be employed by us as our Human Resources Director, for which, we will offer you a fee of $1 million. We would also like your help in the design of a new room, to be dedicated as the “Tiger Woods Room.” We believe that you have the knowledge and expertise to succeed in this role, should you accept this offer.

We look forward to your response.

No word yet on whether or not he plans to accept the offer.