According to Page Six, last weekend’s Kevin Jonas wedding to hairdresser Danielle Deleasa looked great, but it definitely didn’t taste great… or taste like much of anything at all.

The couple’s wedding venue, Oheka Castle on Long Island was reportedly filled with pretty white flowers and shiny snowflake-like crystal beads. Danielle wore Vera Wang, and guests were given Dolce & Gabbana shawls and fancy shmancy picture frames as wedding gifts. Unfortunately however, for whatever reason, dinner wasn’t served until 10:30PM, and there wasn’t enough food to go around, so many guests ended up leaving at 2AM, and braving the snowy weather home with nothing in their stomachs but some very expensive wedding cake.