Jon Gosselin’s greasy lawyer Mark Heller released a statement yesterday, pointing the finger at Hailey Glassman for breaking into Jon’s apartment, stealing a bunch of stuff, and hacking the place apart with a butcher knife.

Mark told reporters that the police have video evidence of the break-in from the building’s security tapes, and that Hailey was definitely responsible for the incident. He added,

Jon feels like he was raped.

Jon will be filing charges soon.