Lindsay Lohan, Heidi Montag, and Jesse McCartney are all dealing with some naked images of themselves being shopped around this morning (unfortunately not all together).

First in line: Lindsay - A waiter from a well-known chain restaurant made an attempt to sell a video of Lindsay naked while performing a sex act on an unidentified male to Hustler for a little over $160,000 earlier today. The mag turned down the video over rights issues, but reportedly suggested to the man that he release the footage to an “offshore porn site” instead. Expect to see this video making the rounds in the near future.

Next up: Heidi - Her pic was stolen off of a camera that she accidentally left in an ambulance after her breast implant surgery back in November. Her assistant got the camera back, but one photo featuring her topless during her operation, has been published in this week’s People Magazine. We hear there were several more boob job pics from that camera which have yet to surface.

Finally: Jesse - This one is worried about a nude pic of himself that’s been floating around lately, courtesy of an ex-girlfriend. It features him wearing a G-string, naked on a bed by himself. His lawyer is now threatening to bring charges against anyone that dares to publish the photo.