According to a new report from the Daily Beast’s Gerald Posner, there’s a whole lot more to Tiger Woods’ Thanksgiving story than we’ve heard up to this point. .

Apparently, the night began with a bitter argument between Tiger and his wife Elin about the National Enquirer story concerning Tiger’s affair. Tiger supposedly decided to end the fight by taking an Ambien and going to sleep. While he was sleeping, Elin reportedly went through Tiger’s phone, and found some sexy texts from Rachel Uchitel. She then sent Rachel a text posing as Tiger, saying “I miss you, when are we seeing each other again?”. When Rachel texted back, Elin called her on the phone and screamed, “I knew it was you!” Rachel responded, “Oh f–k”. At this point, Elin woke Tiger up and chased him out of the house with a golf club, bringing us to the infamous car crash, media spectacular, and most recently, sex rehab.

This whole story is reportedly courtesy of two different anonymous sources.