You may have noticed a few stories that seemed a bit far fetched today. Did you really believe Jon and Kate would have one more kid after all those cheating rumors? And no, epic slut Ashley Dupre isn’t really joining a convent. Miley Cyrus may have had sex with Justin Gaston, but definitely not the married kind, and sadly, we have no evidence that a Hayden Panettiere sex tape exists. The Chris Hanson child porn? That might be true, though we don’t really have any proof of that either, as he wasn’t actually arrested for it.
If you believed any of our April Fools stories today, we present you with the word gullible, which we’ve kindly spray painted on your ceiling.
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Dateline NBC host Chris Hansen, who has made it his life’s mission to bring down child sexual predators, has rumored to have been caught with child pornography.
Chris was supposedly arrested early this morning at his home in Stamford, Connecticut after authorities found pictures of the host in questionable situations with several children on his personal computer. Sources say that Chris tried to defend himself at the scene by telling arresting officers that the photos were only on his computer for research purposes.
Chris is currently being held without bail. Story developing…
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According to sources, 16-year-old Miley Cyrus tied the knot with her 20-year-old boyfriend, Justin Gaston early this morning.
The pair were spotted at a courthouse in LA with Miley’s father, Billy Ray, who legally needed to give his consent to marry off his underage daughter.
Miley wore ripped jeans, blue cowboy boots, and a pink tube top to the wedding, and Justin was seen in a plain white v-neck Fruit of the Loom T.
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Remember Eliot Spitzer’s call girl, Ashley Dupre? We’re hearing some rather surprising news about the former high-class slut. Sources have revealed exclusively to /Gossip that Ashley has decided to turn her life around, and has been visiting convents, with the intention of becoming a nun.
In addition to sleeping with Eliot Spitzer, Ashley’s resume includes a Girls Gone Wild video, and a possible masturbation sex tape.
Ashley has been spotted this past week, by our spies, visiting New Jersey area convents, and sitting in on prayer sessions and meetings with area nuns.
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Rumors are swirling that Jon and Kate plus eight are about to become nine! Kate Gosselin with those two sets of adorable multiples is reportedly pregnant with yet another child.
According to the show, Kate and her husband Jon did not think they could conceive naturally, so the pregnancy was probably a shock to both. This comes after rumors hit just a few months ago that Jon was cheating on Kate with college students while visiting his mother a few hours away from the home that he shares with his wife, and their twins and sextuplets.
No word yet on how Jon and Kate feel about the new little cast member coming soon to their TV show family.
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An unnamed man has contacted a number of media outlets, trying to hawk a video tape that shows him having sex with a girl who appears to be Hayden Panettiere. The man claims he met Hayden in an LA club last month, and secretly taped himself having sex with the Heroes cheerleader in a seedy motel room.
Hayden, who broke up with her boyfriend, Milo Ventimiglia a few months ago, has been seen hooking up with a number of different men since the split.
The authenticity of the tape has not yet been verified, but several sources who have viewed the tape, have confirmed that the girl appears to be under the influence of alcohol or another drug, and very closely resembles the actress in question.
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