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John Mayer Gets Racist

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John Mayer reportedly pulled an oh-no-he-didn’t last week at The Slipper room in New York, when he jumped up on stage and made a few racist remarks to comedian Kumail Nanjiani.

According to sources at the show, John decided to exercise his funny skills the other night, so he convinced the show’s host Seth Herzog to allow him to do a 5-minute-long routine. He decided however, to stay on stage for 20 minutes, which cut into real comedian Kumail’s stage time. When he finally left the stage, Kumail went on to perform, but this apparently annoyed John, so John decided to crash the stage during the middle of Kumail’s performance, and start spewing racist jokes to the Pakistani comedian.

John reportedly called Kumail “Kabul”, and then went on to tell him that he “looked like a brown guy but sounded like a white guy”.

John finally issued a John-Mayer-style apology over the weekend, saying,

I don’t know how to do it yet. I don’t know how to bomb. It was combative in the sense that the crowd didn’t really accept the fact that the jock, the guy who gets the girls, was at a place where the guys go who talk about how they don’t get the girls.

John humbly added that he personally apologized to Kumail after the show, and that Kumail accepted.

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Mandy Moore Douches With Red Bull

It gives your vagina wings…

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Channing Tatum Does Dirty Dancing

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Channing Tatum and Charlyne Yi made a Funny or Die Video for Cinemash. Check out Channing shirtless here.

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Mocking things on Funny or Die is so in these days that Alanis Morissette and Alicia Silverstone just had to get in on the action (they both had a lot of time on their hands).

Check out their indie film trailer spoof, above.

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James Franco, who famously slept in class, slept in the library, and pulled out of his UCLA commencement speech at the last minute, decided to make the video above, making fun of himself, because that’s just the cool thing to do these days.

I mean the queen of cool, Lindsay Lohan even did it.

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Here’s one Funny Or Die Video that Perez Hilton probably won’t be posting on his site - unless he grows himself a pair of balls overnight (which he won’t).

Breckin Meyer and Zac Efron teamed up yesterday to parody Perez’s I-got-my-fat-white-gay-butt-kicked-by-Will.I.Am rant which he made earlier in the week.

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Perez is now suing Will.I.Am’s road manager Polo Marino (pictured below) for $25,000 for intentional infliction of emotional distress.

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Britney Spears Makes a Gay Fake Perfume Ad

Britney Spears brought Logo cameras along to watch her shoot her gay new perfume ad.

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Lindsay Lohan Gets On eHarmony (Video)

Lindsay Lohan makes a surprisingly almost funny Funny or Die video, and manages to get through the whole thing without bursting into tears or dying her hair.

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Zac Efron Is Not Funny

Zac Efron tried to bring his funny to Saturday Night Live over the weekend, and failed miserably.

We’re still trying to figure out why he gives little girls those feelings that they really shouldn’t have for a few more years.

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Lex Luthor Needs A Bailout

Lex Luthor explains why Lexcorp needs a bailout.

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Taylor Momsen Does Some Superhero Tricks

This is lol. Watch it.

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Milo Ventimiglia Is A Huge Dork

Stormtrooper assistants even get toner for the printer? TONER! TONER! Seriously. /Gossip’s going to really need one of them soon.

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Tom Cruise Tries His Hand At Humor

Tom Cruise recently learned that people are more likable when they are able to laugh at themselves, so he booked an appearance on Letterman to do just that. We think all that did was make Tom look like a really big dork. Funny fail.

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Not Puppies, Not Kittens, But…

Chickens!!!

We thinks puppies and kittens are way cuter.

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*Ellie takes off sarcasm hat.

If you have a good 20 minutes to sit down and have a dryly humorous, interesting read, check out some excerpts from Carrie Fisher’s new book, “Wishful Drinking” here.

In it, Carrie Fisher, who played Princess Leia in Star Wars opens up about her life growing up as the daughter of two celebrities, her failed relationship with Paul Simon, and why Princess Leia didn’t wear a bra.

The book comes out December 1.

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