Britney Spears’ brother Bryan got married to his sister Jamie Lynn’s manager on New Years Eve, and Britney’s official website has posted some rather normal-looking photos of Brit with her family before the wedding.
I’m pretty sure they used the animatronic Britney in these photos. The real one was probably off shaving her head while similtaniously smashing it into a bowl of Jello spaghetti eyeballs.
Paris Hilton has revealed the name of her new accessory baby which she plans to get in the next couple of years. She says she wants to name her first daughter London. God should eff with her and give her only boys.
She also says that she’s planning on moving to the UK so that her kids will have British accents, because you know, that’s so like important and stuff.
Jennifer Garner gave birth to a baby girl in LA today. She and husband Ben Affleck are also currently parents to their pukably cute 3-year-old, Violet.
No word yet on the name of the new spawn.
Kate Hudson recently told Elle Magazine that her mom, Goldie Hawn implanted something inside her when she was pregnant. We’re not really sure what that something was, but it sounded like she was saying that her family was about to break, so her mom put something inside her while she was pregnant to keep it from happening. And then there was also something to do with sex… Kate said,
People think that you can put your sexual life on hold, but you have to find time for it. Without that relationship, our family is broken. My mom really implanted that in me when I was pregnant.
Gee, that sounded important. I hope the implant worked.
Tim “the Tool Man” Taylor (Tim Allen) has successfully used his tool! The former Home Improvement star and his wife Jane are reportedly expecting a baby.
This is the first child together for the couple who married in October, 2006. Tim also has a 19-year-old daughter, Katherine “Kady” Allen from a previous marriage.
Kelly Rutherford (Serena’s mom on Gossip Girl), filed for divorce last week from her husband of two years, Daniel Giersch, citing “irreconcilable differences”. Kelly is currently pregnant with Daniel’s kid, and the pair also have a 2-year-old son named Hermés, like the handbag.
Good luck with those kids.
Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O’Connell have officially reproduced. Jerry announced on Howard Stern this morning that his wife had recently given birth to their new twin daughters. No word yet on names.
Update: We have names: Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip, those poor children. Both were born on December 28.
John Travolta’s 16-year-old son Jett has died at the actor’s home in the Bahamas.
Jett, who some claim suffered from Autism and Kawasaki Syndrome, reportedly had a seizure and hit his head on a bathtub on Friday morning. He was rushed to the hospital on Grand Bahama Island where he was declared dead.
Update: Michael McDermott, a lawyer for the Travolta family has released a statement saying that contrary to some media reports, Jett was not found up to 10 hours after he collapsed.
McDermott says that Jett’s nanny, Jeff Kathrein slept in the same room with Jett, and that Jett had a baby monitor, and a chimer on his bathroom door to alert Jeff of his whereabouts because he was prone to seizures.
At 6PM on Thursday, Jeff found Jett in the hotel bathroom, collapsed on the floor. McDermott claims Jett was found just minutes after his fall.
Jeff reportedly administered CPR, and John took over resuscitation efforts when he arrived. The paramedics showed at the scene shortly after, but all efforts to save Jett were unsuccessful.
The Travolta family has released the following statement:
Jett was the most wonderful son that two parents could ever ask for and lit up the lives of everyone he encountered. We are heartbroken that our time with him was so brief. We will cherish the time we had with him for the rest of our lives.
We have received many messages of condolence from around the world and we want to thank everyone for their prayers and support. It has meant so much to us. It is a beautiful reminder of the inherent goodness in the human spirit that gives us hope for a brighter future.
Awwwwww….. excuse me, I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Cam Gigandet’s father is telling the tabloids that his squinty-eyed Twilight star son is back together with his pregnant girlfriend Dominique Geisendorff. The previously broken up pair have apparently reunited, and are planning on getting married after their baby is born.
Cam got so caught up in being nice that he apparently forgot that being a dick can net you a hot model girlfriend and a great way to avoid the responsibilities of caring for a shriveled screaming creature that spews puke, piss and poop. Dumbass.
People Magazine is reportedly offering Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston around $300,000 for baby Tripp’s first pictures. Sources claim that the number jumped from $100,000 after Levi’s mom’s recent drug arrest. See kids? Drugs ARE good!
Guess the baby’s name…
Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston! Them Palins sure like those weird T names. Tripp, a 7 lbs 4 oz baby boy joins his uncles Trig and Track, while his proud parents, 18-year-olds Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston join the unwed teen parents club. Yay promise rings!
After going bankrupt and losing several jobs, Kerry Katona is now forced to make husband, Mark Croft go back to work. The former cabbie is now washing cars for 60 bucks a whack. A friend of the couple says,
He’s always been accused of sponging off Kerry, but now he’s going to be doing a different kind of sponging.
This is a real come-down for him. He likes to play the big man driving round in his fancy cars. But now he’s having to get his hands dirty.
He thinks the car valeting business could be a little gold mine. There are a lot of wealthy people in and around Wilmslow all with posh cars. He’ll be charging £30 a time to valet them. He decided that doing this is better than going back to being a cabbie.
Guy apparently thought he was making bank when he married Kerry, but now he’s just stuck with some broke-ass lady with five kids to support.
Michael Lohan has launched his own terribly designed website for the very important purpose of slamming Samantha Ronson… Oh yeah, and to play some Don Henley.
Check out Michael’s awesomely produced, heartfelt and honest video on the right sidebar!
After Michael Lohan’s recent crazy rants about his daughter, Lindsay and Samantha Ronson, Lindsay’s finally responded by hinting that daddy Lohan was the one on the drugs. Well obviously, Michael wouldn’t let his little girl get the last word. He’s now shot back with another statement saying,
WOW! Linds, how forthright! Let me ask you; was it me who was actually pictured in the train station with a bag full of prescription drugs? Do you see me out partying with Lindsay, my other children or having raging wars with her? Was it me who jumped out of a DJ booth and punched Lindsay when she was with Calum Best? Did I drive Lindsay around for hours in LA until she fell asleep and before I ran low on gas only to call the paps and sell pictures to them? Uh uh!
I’m pretty convinced Michael Lohan is just a big mouth on some robot machine thing.
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