Looks like Blake Fielder-Civil’s probably not getting that multi-million dollar divorce settlement he’s been fighting for.  After accusing his estranged wife Amy Winehouse of infidelity and demanding millions in damages, Blake has reportedly just found out that he’s having a baby with a woman that he met in rehab earlier this year.

31-year-old Gilleen Morris claims that she had sex multiple times with Blake while they were both staying at the Sheffield Rehabilitation Center. She’s now 6 weeks along with his crack baby. Gilleen, an unemployed mother of two, was getting treatment for her heroin addiction at the time of the fling, and considered aborting the baby until Blake convinced her otherwise.

In an interview with News of the World, Gilleen gave details on the pair’s private romp, saying,

He told me people used to go down to the communal lounge, nicknamed the snug, late at night to drink vodka and have sex. He asked me if I wanted to go down with him and said he’d keep a spot warm for me. I knew what he meant-and that was sex.

It was about 12.30am and Blake was already down in the snug. I felt a little bit embarrassed walking into the room because the other people there knew what I’d come down for.

We had a fag and then he put his lips to mine and started kissing me. We quickly stripped off and were touching each other. There wasn’t much talking, just kissing. Pretty quickly one thing led to another and we were soon having sex. Blake was quite good. After 20 minutes we put our clothes back on and went back to the snug, and all the others smirked and giggled at us.

Blake told me that was the first time he’d had sex for a long time because he’d been in prison. After that we met up there every other night for sex. But we didn’t use condoms and I wasn’t using contraception. I regret that now.

Take a good long look at the picture above. That is the woman in question here. Now check out her next quote:

I couldn’t help liking Blake though, as he’s an entertainer most of the time, which made me laugh lots. He paid me compliments all the time saying how I had lovely eyes and how nice I looked.

Soon after Gilleen discovered she was pregnant, she was kicked out of the rehab center for smoking and drinking on the premises.  She says that Blake has agreed to help support the baby.

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Australian Aboriginal groups are reportedly pissed off at Nicole Kidman for blowing into a didgeridoo on German television over the weekend.  Apparently, the Aborigines forbid women to blow into the instrument because they say it curses the woman with infertility.

Poor Sunday Rose will just have to settle with having only second-rate adopted siblings now that mom won’t be able to personally squeeze any more out.

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Ashley Dupre tells her slutty story to Diane Sawyer. Eliot Spitzer’s call girl cries her brains out and tells the public why she became a prostitute. She says she started having sex for money “to better myself” but “it wasn’t about the money.” LOL Wut?

Watch the full interview here.

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R. Kelly spoke with BET about his little child pornography thing on a half-hour program that aired last night.

R. Kelly apparently fired everyone that said things about him liking little girls. He also said that he’s into chicks as soon as they turn 19, but not a second before, and he’s never talking about this whole thing again. Maybe he would like to make a few Trapped in the Closet chapters about this incident instead.

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That’s what In Touch Weekly is saying.  They have an exclusive interview with Kelli Dawson, the 28-year-old slut that 19-year-old Casey was hooking up with.  Looks like the old hag is stirring up drama to try to feel young again.

I see him all the time, at least once a week.  We were both really attracted to each other.  He totally instigated it and pursued me.  His friends would tell me that he liked me, that he thought I was pretty.  You never knew if [Casey and Jamie Lynn] were broken up or not because it changed from day to day!

Apparently the two stopped sleeping together a few months before Jamie Lynn gave birth to Maddie.  Kelli says,

It just didn’t feel right.  He had to deal with the baby coming, and it had to stop.  Even after we stopped having sex, we would still kiss occasionally.

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Edwards finally admitted last night on ABC’s Nightline that he had an affair with campaign employee Rielle Hunter in 2006, but denies that he is the father of her baby because he says that the timing just doesn’t match up. The National Enquirer recently published photos of Edwards holding a baby that could be the kid in question. Edwards says he doesn’t know if the man in the picture is him because he holds a lot of babies.

The man hasn’t taken a paternity test yet, so we still think the kid is his.

Edwards says,

Two years ago I made a very serious mistake, a mistake that I am responsible for and no one else. In 2006, I told Elizabeth about the mistake, asked her for her forgiveness, asked God for his forgiveness. And we have kept this within our family since that time.

Edwards says his wife Elizabeth (who has an incurable form of cancer, btw) was angry, but is standing by him. He says that he had the affair while his wife’s cancer was in remission, which makes it so much better, and that he never loved Hunter, which I believe cause that woman is fugly and looks like a horse.

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Troyer’s ex Ranae Shrider’s manager Holly Bannon has reportedly said that Shrider has sold the couple’s sex tape for $5000 to a private collector. Bannon says, “She just wanted to be rid of it”.

Ummm let me get this straight. Unibrow chick wanted to be rid of an incredibly embarrassing, not to mention puke-worthy sex tape of herself doing it with a midget, so she sold it to some random dude for 5 grand? Oh OK, that makes sense.

The /Gossip original comic above illustrates what this tape really looks like. Seriously, we’re not exaggerating here.

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That’s what we hear.  We reported earlier that the FBI had seized a number of things from Hathaway’s ex, Roffaello Follieri’s apartment to aid in their investigation against him.  Some of those things include topless photos of our favorite princess, Anne Hathaway.  Yay!

Gawker.com is apparently reporting that pictures of Anne wearing only fishnets, a garter belt and breast-exposing bustier are set to hit the public in a couple of weeks.

I’ve made a /Gossip original comic illustrating what the picture probably looks like.  When the real ones come out, we’ll compare!

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TrainReq’s at it again. The hacker who brought you round 1 of Miley’s slutty photos has posted a few new ones for us all to enjoy. Taking slutty pictures of herself is like that girl’s second hobby.

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No, not kidding. According to the New York Post, Eliot Spitzer’s personal live sex toy has been offered a $2 million deal to host a Dr. Phil-like show.

Reality show producer David Krieff reportedly approached our favorite professional slut two weeks ago with the offer, and they could seal the deal in the next couple of weeks.

Krieff says that Ashley wants to do this show to clean up her image by focusing the public on her career goals, which include journalism and lounge singing.  Somehow, I don’t really think journalism and lounge singing will push professional whore off her resume anytime soon.

Kreiff says,

She also has a strong desire to give to a charity.  She’s very analytical. She wants to help people. She sees herself as a kind of Dr. Phil.

The deal reportedly may include an interview where Dupre talks about being a prostitute.  It will also focus on her home life, cause her parents are rich, and she’s now banging some married guy named Thomas “TJ” Earle.  Yeah, that sounds so totally Dr. Phil to me.

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Brooke “Hogan” Bollea reportedly signed a legal affidavit while ago, accusing her dad Hulk Hogan of abusing her mom Linda.

Now, Brooke’s rep is saying that she regrets signing that, and is asking for it to not be used in court. She is now admitting that there was no abuse, and that she was pressured into signing it by her mom at a time when she was pissed at her dad. Now Brooke’s not talking to her mom at all. She says,

I love my mother, and hope to one day reconcile with her. But using kids as pawns in a divorce is awful. Every day my mother resorts to this kind of behavior makes it that much harder for us to ever have a relationship again.

In other Brooke news, Brooke’s been approached by Playboy to pose nude, and according to her rep, she hasn’t turned it down yet, not that I would want to see that man-woman naked. I knew there was something fishy about that wholesome family on Hogan Knows Best.

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Talk about some skeletons. The National Enquirer did some snooping and found that in 1975, Lynne Spears ran over a 12-year-old boy in her car. Lynne was driving her brother to the hospital after he had suffered some sort of injury, when she accidentally hit the kid, who was riding his bike. Lynne’s rep reportedly confirms the story.

A source close to the Spears family says,

She has told only a few people about the accident and always says, ‘Please don’t think I’m a bad person.

Well now the whole world knows.

I was tempted to make a /Gossip original comic of this situation since no photos are available, but decided that it probably wasn’t a good idea. Lynne, you get a pass this time.

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Getty Balthazar, Sienna Miller’s married boy toy finally released a statement after topless images of the pair popped up all over the internets last week.  Balthazar claims that he had split with his wife (who has 4 kids with him) before the incident with Miller.  He says,

The breakdown of a marriage is a very difficult and painful experience especially when children are involved.  In light of the fact that many pictures have surfaced in print and on the Internet which has caused myself and my family great embarrassment, I felt it necessary to at least acknowledge publicly that, yes indeed my wife and I have separated and I will not be commenting any further.

I’m sure he’s really really sorry.  Team Rosetta (the wife) struck back today when a source close to her said that the two were not separated at the time, and that Rosetta was “heartbroken” over the incident.

Hmmm, let me think… yeah, I’m inclined to believe the one that I didn’t see creepily sucking on Sienna’s neck.

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The Daily Star is reporting that Madonna and A-Rod may have had secret meet-ups at an apartment owned by one of Madonna’s Kabbalah buddies. A cameraman friend of the apartment owner is saying that he set up a hidden camera in the space, and claims to have footage of the two going at it. He’s selling the footage for about $2 Million.

Madonna’s lawyers say that they are aware of these claims, but aren’t commenting at this time. Apparently there’s no evidence that this tape exists, but if it does, the dirty camera dude could be in some legal trouble of his own for voyeurism and burglary. Yeah guy, way to go.

I do not have this video to show you here, so I’ve posted a /Gossip original comic illustrating what it might look like.

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Have you seen the sex tape clips yet?  If not, you can take a look here - warning, this is not for the faint of heart, unless you’re into incredibly hot midget sex.  If that’s the case, you might just enjoy what you are about to see.  A /Gossip original comic is above for those of you who are too mortified by the idea to actually watch the vid.

Verne Troyer tells E! that he thinks his former GF Ranae Shrider gave the footage to TMZ because he decided to break up with her after six months together.  Even weirder, apparently this skank ass bitch still lives with Troyer, and he’s trying to legally throw her out.

He says,

She’s still in the house, makes it even harder to, you know, not strangle her.

“I don’t get it,” you say, “I know Verne’s hot and all, but that nasty ho with the unibrow is gross.  Why would she want everyone to see her naked?”

Don’t ask us, we just report what we hear.

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