Michael Lohan has launched his own terribly designed website for the very important purpose of slamming Samantha Ronson… Oh yeah, and to play some Don Henley.
Check out Michael’s awesomely produced, heartfelt and honest video on the right sidebar!
That really sucky band, All-American Rejects pulled a Lily Allen the other day by performing their version of Britney Spears’ Womanizer.
Please shoot me.
Hey, haven’t I seen this same exact performance before?
And in case you’re interested, videos of Britney doing an interview for Japanese TV, and getting sushi in Japan after the jump.
Lily Allen covers Britney Spears’ Womanizer. We think it’s boring. What do you think?
Mariah Carey has just announced today that her upcoming tour has been canceled. Her costume designers and dancers were all told yesterday to go home, only we don’t think it’s the economy that caused those pink slips.
Pregnant?
Someone please shoot Kanye West’s ego and steal his caps lock button. Check out his latest blog post, below.
THANK YOU EVERYBODY FOR MAKING ‘HEARTLESS’ NUMBER ONE ON 106 AND PARK!!!! MY BOY CALLED ME FROM THE A AND TOLD ME IT’S NUMBER ONE DOWN THERE TOO. THIS IS A SONG NOBODY CAN FRONT ON!!! THE BEAT IS ON SOME RZA SHIT AND EVERY LINE COULD MAKE THE ULTIMATE RAP HOOK! I COULD SEE SOMEBODY SAMPLING…. “WE JUST GONE BE ENEMIES!!!” I’VE BEEN HEARING THAT THERE’S PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT THIS ALBUM THAT NEVER BOUGHT ONE OF MY ALBUMS BEFORE. I’VE BEEN HEARING THAT STREET NIGGAS LOVE IT! STREET NIGGAS CALLED ME AND TOLD ME THEY LOVE IT! YOU KNOW GIRLS LOVE IT!! EVERYBODY HAS A DIFFERENT FAVORITE!!! RIGHT NOW. ‘PARANOID’ IS MOST LIKELY GONNA BE THE NEXT SINGLE. IT’S NECK AND NECK WITH ‘ROBOCOP!!!’ I’M NOT GONNA RELEASE EITHER FOR AWHILE BECAUSE I WANT ‘HEARTLESS’ AND ‘LOVE LOCKDOWN’ TO SOAK INTO THE CULTURE!! I’M GONNA WALK THIS ALBUM SLOW LIKE A MORE INDEPENDENT APPROACH. I FEEL LIKE A NEW ARTIST. THERE’S ACTUALLY ARGUMENTS AGAIN. IT REMINDS ME OF THE FIRST ALBUM WHEN EVERYBODY SAID I COULDN’T RAP. I LISTENED TO ‘SAY YOU WILL’ LAST NIGHT AT MY HOUSE AND WAS DAAAMN, THIS SONG IS SOOOO DOOOPE!!! I’M A FAN OF WHAT I’VE MADE. WHEN I MADE ‘GRADUATION’ I WASN’T SATISFIED! I FELT LIKE CERTAIN RECORDS WERE KEEPING IT FROM BEING A PLAY IN EVERY ENVIRONMENT ALBUM. I WAS AT THE COOL STORE IN AUSTRALIA CALLED ASSIN THAT CARRIES RICK OWENS, LANVIN, DIOR ECT… THEY TOLD ME THEY PLAY MY NEW ALBUM IN THE STORE. IT WAS SUCH A BIG COMPLIMENT FOR ME TO HAVE SONGS THAT ARE NUMBER ONE ON 106 AND CAN PLAY RIGHT NEXT TO VAMPIRE WEEKEND, SADE OR SILVERCHAIR IN A HIGH END FASHION STORE! IT’S SUCH A TRIUMPH TO HAVE LOVE LOCK DOWN ON RADIO. WHEN IT COMES IN IT DOESN’T SOUND LIKE ANYTHING ELSE EVER MADE IN HISTORY! THIS IS NEW MUSIC! IT MIGHT TAKES SOME GETTING USE TO BUT WHEN IT SET’S IN IT WILL MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE!
And she did something other than Womanizer! But if you really do wanna see Womanizer again, it’s after the jump.
Britney Spears will be going on tour to lipsync her new album! The North American tour will start in March 09, and the Pussycat Dolls have snagged the opening spot. Tour dates after the jump.
Brit appears on the latest cover of Glamour magazine, but forgot to wear her pants to the shoot. Oops. In it, she talks about being boring (great topic!). She says,
I don’t like going out. I hate clubs. I hate being around too many people. I love my home and staying in bed and watching Dancing With the Stars or reading a Danielle Steel novel. I’m kind of boring.
Brit also says that in the next 5 or 10 years, she would love to find a new daddy for her boys, preferably one that rakes in loads of cash and doesn’t teach them bad words.
I would love to have a lot of albums under my belt. And a couple of movies….In five years I would like to be married and have a father figure for my kids, someone who is a provider and can be really stable.
See the full cover, and another pic after the jump.
In case you missed it, Britney continued on her mission to make a comeback over the weekend. Here’s her X Factor performance in the UK above, and her Star Academy performance in France below.
I’ll be nice today. Miley looks cute, doesn’t she?
Featured Photos
Around the Network
/film
Box Office Tracking: Bride Wars may hold off Marley & Me and Gran Torino for weekend win!