According to the National Enquirer, Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy were sort of married in Malibu recently. The couple held an informal commitment ceremony where they said their vows in front of family and friends. A source told reporters,

The vows basically said that they would ‘be forever in love’ with one another and that they would always be together. For the two of them, it was as good as a marriage ceremony.

[Jim] insists that he and Jenny are incredibly happy together, and they don’t want to jinx things by tying the knot. Jim says he doesn’t need a legal ceremony or a piece of paper, and Jenny feels the same.

The couple reportedly had their “honeymoon” in Las Vegas, where they stayed at the Fantasy Tower in the Sky Villa, and spent their time making out in public and playing Texas hold ‘em.

Update: Jim Carrey’s rep says the National Enquirer lies. Jim did not marry Jenny. Not even for pretend.

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It looks like Madonna is looking to take her midlife crisis to the next level.  The recently divorced queen of pop is reportedly planning a “commitment ceremony” with her new lover, 22-year-old bug-eyed model from Brazil, Jesus Luz.

The couple are planning on tying the knot, Kabbalah style in front of a rabbi at the Kabbalah center in NYC.

According to friends, Madonna is hoping to give Jesus some of that love that she wasn’t able to shower on the 3-year-old Malawian girl that she failed to adopt last month.

The not at all creepy relationship has supposedly been accepted by all of Madonna’s children.  One of her friends even tells reporters that Madonna’s confused 12-year-old, Lourdes has even started calling Jesus “The Babysitter”.  The source adds, “She likes him, but also likes winding him up.”  Judging by the picture above, we’re pretty sure Lourdes’ mommy likes winding up Jesus as well.

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