One of Alex Rodriguez’s possibly broke and disgruntled former girlfriends has just come forward to reveal an interesting A-Rod secret to Us Weekly.

The unnamed girl is claiming that the New York Yankee was so awesome that he had some pictures of himself as a centaur hanging above his bed. According to her,

He was so vain. He had not one, but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur. You know, the half man, half horse figure? It was ridiculous.

The girl obviously had no other secrets to spill, as the rest of the article focused around A-Rod’s latest relationship with girlfriend Kate Hudson.

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According to the NY Post, A-Rod and Kate Hudson, who were first spotted on a dinner date back in January, aren’t done with the hooking up just yet.

Last night, witnesses spotted the couple making out at the Mustang Grill on Second Avenue in NYC. A bartender was reportedly asked to keep people out of the back room of the restaurant to give the pair some private time to suck face with each other celebrate the Yankees’ win against the Minnesota Twins.

Other sources have also come forward, claiming to have spotted the couple visiting A-Rod’s apartment at 15 Central Park West over the weekend.

A-Rod has previously been linked to Madonna, and Kate has been spotted getting it on with a number of men in recent months, including Owen Wilson, Lance Armstrong, Dax Shepard, Eric Lindros, golfer Adam Scott, and of course, her baby daddy Chris Robinson.

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Remember that dude that got it on with Madonna before Jesus stole her from him?  Well, looks like that man got bit with the gay monkey.  Good for him.

Alex Rodriguez covers the latest issue of Details magazine where he talks about baseball, baseball, baseball, roids, and something about currently still being friends with Madonna.

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A-Rod is reportedly pissed after seeing pictures of Madonna frolicking around town with barely legal boytoy, Jesus Luz. A source says,

It’s embarrassing for him because he and Madonna have been so publicly linked. And now it looks like he’s been dumped for a younger stud.

How’s it feel to be some rich old lady’s bitch?

Just to calm A-Rod’s fears, Madonna thought it best to pat the older puppy on the head and tell him Jesus was just a “publicity trick” to get the public to stop talking about their own relationship.

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Page Six is reporting that Madonna was so unhappy with the photos taken for her recent album cover (above) that she spent the weekend at Jerry Seinfeld’s house on the phone with her label screaming about the shots, instead of spending precious time with her A-Rod as she had previously planned.  Yes, those two are reportedly rendezvousing again.

What’s wrong with those pictures?  We think they’re sexy.

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Reports recently surfaced saying that Madonna was effing Jesus, but A-Rod apparently didn’t cry for too long.  He was spotted having a 3-hour long meal with Kate Hudson and 10 friends last week at Lure Fishbar.  The pair then moved the lovefest over to Rose Bar where they hung out with another one of her friends.  Sounds like an orgy to me.

Update: Word on the street is that Kate was also spotted this weekend at Kapalua Resort in Hawaii with Aussie golfer Adam Scott.  Adam is denying the rendevous, probably cause he doesn’t want to be publicly associated with the proven slut.

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The New York Post is reporting that Madonna was recently spotted in Brazil, hooking up with a male model named Jesus Luz that worked with her on a W magazine photo shoot.  Brazilian website, Glamurama.com.br reports,

Everyone knows they are ficando - which is a Portuguese expression that means they are kissing and doing other things but without any obligation of being faithful or getting into a relationship afterwards.

How does Madonna still manage to find so many lovers? She does sort of look like a starving elephant these days…

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We’ve heard this one before, but maybe this time, it might be true?

Star Magazine is reporting that now that Madonna and Guy Ritchie are divorced, the Material Girl is going forward with her kidnapping adoption of the 4-year-old girl from Malawi that she’s fallen in love with.

Little Mercy James’ family were originally against the adoption, but seem to have changed their minds since.  I hear money’s usually a pretty nice motivator.

Guy was originally against the adoption idea, but now that he’s out of the picture, Madonna’s excited to finally get what she wants. She’s reportedly hoping to fly out to Malawi by early next year with her bitch-in-waiting, A-Rod to pick up the kid.

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Madonna and Guy Ritchie may not have a joyful xmas together after all.  The Sun is reporting that Guy is interested in spending the occasion with his kids and Madonna in their London estate, but only if she sleeps the night elsewhere.  He’s afraid of all those painful memories that will come back if he sees Madge walking around the kitchen in her plastic body suit.  Sniff.

Control freak Madonna had just planned to stay in the country mansion, and is refusing to change her plans.  I don’t get it.  She really could just stay with A-Rod.  I hear she’s putting him up in a nearby hotel for the awkward holiday.

I personally think that the Grinch should just pay them a visit and steal their Christmas.  That’ll teach em.

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We reported yesterday that Madonna and Guy Ritchie have agreed to spend the holidays together to try to keep things civil for their kids.  Now, however, the UK Sun is reporting that Madonna has just come up with one very important condition to this agreement. Sources are claiming that Madonna is agreeing to let daddy get his face time with his poor deprived kids, but only if she’s allowed to bring her lover A-Rod along. That shouldn’t be awkward at all.

The Material Girl’s reportedly planning on flying Alex out to London, and paying for his hotel stay near the estate where the Ritchie family plans to celebrate their holidays.  She supposedly wants to have him nearby for a booty call whenever she needs it.  It’s so cool how Madonna totally used her money to buy a personal bitch that she could bring with her around the world. A source says,

She wants the kids to be with their parents but wants time with A-Rod too.

The kids are the biggest thing and she’ll plan for them but still have a bit of the Christmas she wanted.

The Sun’s not the best source of info, so we’re a bit skeptical, but the drama of A-Rod skipping out on Christmas with his own kids just to be with his new rich whore lover has us shaking with anticipation.  Cross your fingers that this story’s true.

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A-Rod has finally released a statement about his relationship with Madonna.  He says,

We’re friends – that’s it. I have a lot of respect for her. She’s very committed to making the world a better place. She’s had an amazing career.

He also says that he’s only been to two of Madonna’s shows, and then basically mentions that it’s just coincidence that they keep ending up in the same places at the same times around the world.

So let me get this straight, dude is being forced to study Kaballah, deal with Madonna’s anal-retentive friends, and eat foods designed for horses, and he’s not even getting any? Wow… that… sucks.

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Remember when we mentioned that A-Rod was flirting with some brunette at a party at the Fountainebleu Hotel last month?  Well now we hear that A-Rod’s become obsessed with the loser slut (a model named Melissa Britos).

One of Melissa’s friends says,

He became obsessed with her. He sent her at least a dozen text messages, asking her to spend time with him.

And apparently A-Rod’s charm worked its magic.  InTouch Weekly is reporting that Madonna’s secret BF was spotted dropping Melissa (who was wearing last night’s clothes) off at her hotel a few days after they met.

InTouch is also reporting that A-Rod was spotted on Thanksgiving weekend getting numbers from sexy chicks at Miami’s LIV nightclub.

A-Rod is a man slut!

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Page Six is reporting that Madonna and A-Rod have been shopping around for a new crash pad in NYC together. A real estate source says that the couple are “discreetly looking at properties between Fifth and Park avenues. We’re talking about private, double-width mansions in the vicinity of $30 million to $60 million.”

Holy plastic body suit sex batman! In your own home!

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Madonna and A-Rod were coincidentally both in Mexico City over the weekend. A-Rod was there teaching city kids how to play baseball, and Madonna was around to perform a show.

I’m sure it’s just chance that these two keep ending up in the same place at the same time. There’s no way they’re having hot kinky sex with rubber suits, sex pills, and fried vegetables. Just no way.

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More sap than a tree leaks from this story. The NY Daily News is reporting that A-Rod snagged a special front row seat at Madonna’s concert in Miami last night, and Madonna reportedly looked into A-Rod’s eyes while singing some of her ballads, such as “you Must Love Me.” Concert-goers reported seeing Madonna getting teary-eyed during her performance. She also “gyrated” and winked in A-Rod’s direction later in the show.

The two are still trying to publicly avoid each other, as if we don’t know what’s really going on.

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