Apparently 140 characters was just not enough for Frances Bean Cobain to express her true feelings about Ali Lohan. Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain’s precious spawn took to Twerbose yesterday to post a friggin diatribe about Lindsay Lohan’s 40-year-old little sister. Frances wrote,

This is my open letter to Ali Lohan.
Your not entitled to anything simply because your sister has a recognizable name. Your idea of fame isn’t fame. It’s infamy. You want to be famous? Work your ass off and make decisions that could potentially catapult your career into a lasting one. Notariety for who you are and notaritey for the work you produce are two completely differnt things. I understand that you have been brought up in an envirtoment where the idea of fame is easily achievable but, that’s not an excuse. You lack the talent, social understanding and credibility to be anything other then infamous. Your careere choices, thus far, will transcend a future career as someone who attempted to be famous, but never quite achieved it. And if you do, it will be the formality of fame that puts you on the covers of tabloids, while the public idly watches you plumit into the murky abyss shared with the likes of Spencer Pratt & Jon Gosslin who, i’m sure, will steal your money whilst there. Fortunately for the world, there are people who have and don’t have recognizable names, who have obtained artistic integrity and will one day, hopefully, bring that tangible artisticness into light again. Though, its hard to think thats achievable when people like You ali lohan are rendering the world of true talent by attempting to make your entitled ass noticed. How is this fair to the people who HAVE artistic integrity, or a mind? How is it fair to those who truly have something to offer the human race other then a dwindling last name and a few shitty films, both of which, solidified the idea that your just a celebrities sibling. I recognize that i might come across as harsh and no, i don’t personally know you, but its the actions that you take, that speak for you. You blatently don’t care how your recognized, its the objective to get famous and that is what makes you replaceable and a recycled idea .Well, im ashamed to have to be grouped into the same category of person as you. I would rather die a most painful death the be assoicated with the kind of careere your trying to make for your self. I hope i’m wrong because generally i’m not a very judgmental person, but in the case of you, that is MY entitlement.

We think she’s trying to say that Ali Lohan is a dumbass.

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Now that Lindsay Lohan is pretty much a hopeless case, mom Dina has apparently moved on to pimping out her younger kids full time.

15-year-old Ali and 13-year-old Cody have signed on to host the first annual BlackBerry Brickbreaker Contest at the Parkway Plaza Shopping Center in Long Island. At least somebody in that family has a job. The event which was put together by Z-Com-Verizon Wireless, will take place on August 22.

The press release identifies the “teenage celebrities” as a “former Ford model” (Ali), and “New York State soccer youth champion” (Cody).

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Lindsay Lohan’s 15-year-old sister Ali has been seen partying it up with Linds all across the country ever since the Samantha Ronson break-up, leading many people to question whether or not Ali had dropped out of school. Mother-of-the-year Dina decided to address those questions by releasing a statement to the New York Daily News.  Dina told the News,

She is home schooled. I’m a firm believer in staying in school but, in the business, it’s gotten difficult for Ali to be in school.

Ali reportedly stopped attending classes at her Long Island high school earlier this year. Lately, she’s been spotted on the water in Hawaii, at Hollywood clubs with Lindsay, and wearing Lindsay’s old hand-me-down outfits at red carpet events.

Since she’s been seen out partying past midnight, and shopping and lunching during the day almost every day with Lindsay for the past month or so, we’re really curious about what kind of awesome “home school” program Little Lohan’s mom has her enrolled in.

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Lindsay’s mom Dina and 15-year-old sis Ali took Lindsay out in the middle of the night, and dropped her off at Bardot to party.  Mommy sent the driver to pick her up hours later.  Parenting win!

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She can’t even figure out if she’s gay or not.

The formerly trainwrecked famous for ???? loser tells Harper’s Bazaar that she’s in love with Sam Ronson, but doesn’t know if she’s been with another girl before (did you forget the incident with the giant wad of gum in the back of a train?).

Linds tells Harper’s that she might consider herself bi, but doesn’t think she’s a lesbian because tomorrow, she might just be smoking the pole again.

She also thinks that little sis Ali is “very mature”. LOL.

Lastly, she says that daddy Lohan’s antics are embarrassing. That might just be the smartest thing she’s said.

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Last week, reports were surfacing that Justin Timberlake and the Jonas Brothers’ manager Johnny Wright was interested in working with Ali Lohan to get her career back on track after her single “All the Way Around” bombed last summer. Johnny is now calling foul on the rumors. He released the following statement.

Johnny Wright would like to set the record straight regarding his involvement with Ali Lohan.

Johnny Wright has never met with Ali Lohan, has never been introduced to Ali Lohan, nor has he had a meeting with Ali or Dina Lohan regarding Ali’s music career. While he wishes Ali Lohan the best in all her endeavors, Mr. Wright has never had any intention of speaking with Ali Lohan regarding her career. Any story that has surfaced about such a meeting holds no merit and is completely false.

Wright Entertainment Group has never had any interest or intention of adding Ali Lohan as an artist on the company’s roster, which currently includes Justin Timberlake, Jonas Brothers, Janet Jackson and Ciara amongst others.

Translation: Ali is a 14 year old girl who looks like she’s 30 and sings like a dying cow. Even I cannot fix her, and it is not worth my time to try.

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1. Hayden Panettiere’s dad Alan has been charged with misdemeanor battery after bitch slapping Hayden’s mom Lesley in August. He’ll be arraigned in LA in October where he faces up to a year in jail.

2. Shia LaBeouf won’t be getting charged for drunk driving for his July car accident that caused some minor inconveniences for the new Transformers movie, Isabel Lucas and Adrian Grenier’s relationship, and Shia’s hand. He could still have his license suspended for refusing a breathalyser test.

3. Clay Aiken came out of the closet earlier this week, and everyone seems to have something to say about it. Lance Bass is happy, Simon Cowell is not amused, and loads of Claymates are pissed at Clay for leading them on.

4. After Michael Lohan’s recent kind comments about Samantha Ronson, a source with the New York Post is saying that Lindsay is so scared of her dad that she’s now talking to lawyers about “taking out an order of protection” against him. Word on the streets is that Lindsay’s mom Dina and Sister Ali both already have their own personal protective orders in place.

5. DJ AM has been released from the hospital after last week’s plane crash. He was being treated for second and third degree burns, but is expected to make a full recovery.

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Lindsay’s claiming that recent reports that Ali got breast implants are false.  She also says that Dina is a good mom.  Not sure if I believe the first claim, but the second one, I definitely call false on.  She also says that she misses Sam Ronson.  That one I think could be true.

Lindsay says,

hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here’s the visual…
me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me…
one of them being, “Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?”
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my response simply was, “Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!”
i was caught out of nowhere so i didn’t really come up with the proper response at the time.. there’s many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!
All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.
i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you’re not even fully developed yet!
It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye…
i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.
in a more positive light…
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she’s out of town have a wonderful day everyone~
til next time..
xx LL

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And he doesn’t think Ali can sing.

Good to know I wasn’t the only one.

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WTF, this video is just a montage of shots from “Living Lohan”. Was there no budget? Just so you know, this is the OFFICIAL music video for Ali’s new single “All The Way Around”. It looks like a middle school video production class project.

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I thought she was trying to get her kid famous no matter what it took?  I guess the line gets drawn at pornos.  We reported earlier that A-Lo auditioned for “Troll” on “Living Lohan”, and that the producer Peter Davy was a veteran porno maker.

Well, D-Lo’s rep has just released a statement.  She says, “Ali obviously had no idea about Davy’s past.  If she did know, she never would have auditioned for him.”  TMZ is reporting that Dina “went nuclear” when she found out about the skeevy dude’s past.

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Dina, Ali, and one of Ali’s friends all got kicked out of an after party for the premiere of The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 the other night. Sources say that the three non-important people felt entitled to sit down at a reserved table at the party. When a studio staffer asked them nicely to move, Dina freaked out, so she was quietly asked to leave.

Dina, as always, has a different take, she basically says that A-Lo and A-Lo’s friend wanted to leave because they got uncomfortable after the studio staffer raised his voice.

Sources are saying that the staffer didn’t raise his voice, and one even says, “Dina was so awful.” Great quote.

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When I first saw Peter Davy on Living Lohan, I thought, “the goggles, they do nothing!” And then I realized that once I had seen it, I couldn’t unsee it, so I figured I might as well turn it into the /Gossip Celebrity Look-Alike of the Day.

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Little A-Lo recently auditioned and got the part in the remake of the 1986 film “Troll”.  The really bad audition was broadcast on the season finale of her fame-whoring show, “Living Lohan”.

Now, TMZ is reporting that Peter Davy, the producer that Ali was auditioning for, was also previously behind a few not so innocent flicks, such as “Breast Wishes 14″ and “Bun Busters 12″.  I just LOVE this dude’s hair cut.

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