Anne Hathaway was involved in a minor car accident yesterday afternoon, when the vehicle that she was riding in hit a grown man on a little girl’s pink and purple bike. Photo here.

The accident occurred on Santa Monica Blvd. in West Hollywood. According to sources, Anne was riding in the passenger’s seat of the vehicle when the unidentified man rode his bike right into the car. Fortunately, his injuries were minor, and he was able to ride away from the incident without much trouble. He was said to be at fault.

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We here at /Gossip think awards shows are like sloths on sleeping pills, but we just can’t ignore a big even like the Golden Globes, so here’s /Gossip’s account of what sucked at the event last night.

1. J-Lo and Marc Anthony both showed up without their wedding rings just to get the mouths flapping. What really got us talking though, were J-Lo’s huge butt and fat folds falling out her dress, which made many an audience member hurl out their popcorn.

2. The Jonas Brothers showed up looking fugly as normal. The trio, who reportedly have a stylist, would look like _____ if they had to style themselves.

3. Cameron Diaz appeared in a dress that looked like 10,000 bottles of Pepto-Bismol accidentally threw up on her.

4. Anne Hathaway looked like a blue tree ghost who swallowed the mid-section of Cookie Monster for breakfast.

5. Kate Winslet sounded like she was getting massively stethoscoped, taking at least 200 deep breaths during her acceptance speech.

6. Sacha Baron Cohen went on just a little too long about fat Kenneth Davitian’s anus and testicles. He also got booed while presenting the award for Best Comedy after making a joke about Madonna firing her “personal assistant” Guy Ritchie because of the recession.

7. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie moved their make out session from the Critics Choice Awards to the Golden Globes.  Again, they didn’t win anything, but they did use the event to try to conceive another baby.

8. Colin Farrell accepted his award while obsessively scratching his head. Got fleas?

Ok done.  On to other news.

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Anne Hathaway tells the UK Sun that ex-bf Raffaello Follieri’s fraud charges didn’t actually end their relationship. The real deal breaker was a bunch of dead flowers. She says of the cherry blossoms,

They lasted a month and were beautiful even as they died.

Raffaello always liked things fancier and perfect and told our maid to throw them out.

That was when I knew we saw things differently.

Now, guy can get all the fancy and perfect he wants in jail. We hear it’s exactly the way he likes it in there.

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Anne Hathaway, slut that she is, will now be dating three men who paid $12,000 for a chance to get drunk with her, and possibly score a little more from her rich ass.

Anne auctioned herself off at the Cracked X-mas Fundraiser to benefit a helpline for lesbian, gay, biseual and transsexual youths in LA yesterday. Anne told the crowd at the event,

I’m not usually very forward, but I thought if there was ever a crowd for me to do something like this, this is my crowd - so I would like to auction myself off, for drinks somewhere fabulous and basically get you totally shit faced. Tell me what I’m worth.

Three fans walked away with the very low winning bid of $12,000 between the three of them. If you don’t recall, Ashley Dupre charged more than that, and that bitch was busted.

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Anne Hathaway’s ex, Raffaello Follieri has just been sentenced to 4 1/2 years behind bars after pleading guilty on 14 counts of money laundering, wire fraud, conspiracy, etc. etc. etc…

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Did you know that? I didn’t.

Apparently according to Broadway World, Anne participated in a closed door reading this weekend for the musical Promises, Promises, which means she’ll soon be pulling a Katie Holmes.

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Anne Hathaway’s former scumbag Rafaello Follieri has pled guilty to criminal charges for his little real estate con in a Manhattan courthouse today.  His charges included conspiracy, wire fraud and money laundering, and he faces deportation to Italy where he’s originally from, and up to 5 years in prison.

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That’s what we hear.  We reported earlier that the FBI had seized a number of things from Hathaway’s ex, Roffaello Follieri’s apartment to aid in their investigation against him.  Some of those things include topless photos of our favorite princess, Anne Hathaway.  Yay!

Gawker.com is apparently reporting that pictures of Anne wearing only fishnets, a garter belt and breast-exposing bustier are set to hit the public in a couple of weeks.

I’ve made a /Gossip original comic illustrating what the picture probably looks like.  When the real ones come out, we’ll compare!

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Anne Hathaway’s ex, Raffaello Follieri was recently arrested by the FBI for fraud and money laundering. Hathaway recently changed her phone number to stop him from trying to reach her. Now she’s reportedly being pulled into the investigation.

According to the NY Daily News, Hathaway’s private diaries were confiscated during a recent raid on Follieri’s apartment. Authorities reportedly also seized pictures of Follieri with Hillary Clinton, Pope John Paul II, and John and Cindy McCain, and took a few items from his house including some documents, a Tiffany clock, his Bible, and some pictures of Follieri with Hathaway.

That’s kind of a weird combination of things, and who even keeps a diary anymore? There’s this thing called the internets now where it’s way cooler cause you can blog whatever you’re thinking, and let the whole world know everything, instead of just keeping it to your own little private self. It’s like a million times more self-gratifying.

Anyways, I’ve created a /Gossip original comic of what one of the pages of Hathaway’s diary might say to make some sense of all the weird things that the Feds took from Follieri’s home.

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