Anne Heche and her much-hated ex-husband Coley Laffoon have hired a parenting coach to teach them how to take care of their unfortunate 7-year-old son Homer, because neither of them can seem to figure it out on their own. In case you need a reminder, we’ve included a video, above of Anne saying a few words about Coley on Letterman last month.

Coley and Anne are paying their “parenting plan coordinator” $375 per hour to help them become better co-parents, and to help them stop fighting. They’ll be using this woman’s services until May 1, 2011.

Comment Now!

What does Anne Heche really think of her ex-husband Coley Laffoon?

Update: Coley gave US Weekly a call this morning to defend himself, and to slam Anne for being a douche. He said,

After coming home from showing two different clients two different condominiums, I was disturbed to see Anne taking out her personal frustration on the father of her child on national television.

He also wrote on his Facebook,

I wish Anne Heche could see that public bullying isn’t good for the soul or positive for her child. It’s mean.

Anne and Coley have a very lucky 7-year-old son together.

Comment Now!

Looks like Anne Heche finalized her bitter divorce battle just in time. Only two days after she officially ended her marriage with porn-lover Coley Laffoon, Anne gave birth to her baby boy with boyfriend James Tupper.

The couple named their new 6 lb, 12 oz bastard baby Atlas Heche Tupper.

Comment Now!

Anne Heche finalized her divorce with Coley Laffoon yesterday, and will be expected to pay her leech $3,700 per month in child support for their 6-year-old son Homer who they will share custody of.

Coley will also be receiving a lump sum of $515,000 for putting up with Psycho Anne for eight miserable years.

Anne, who complained that Coley spent his time watching porn and ogling chicks at strip clubs instead of caring for their son, has already moved on and is expecting her first baby with James Tupper later this year.

Comment Now!

Anne Heche, who hooked up with married Men In Trees co-star James Tupper while she herself was married, is now knocked-up with his baby. Classy!

Heche currently has one spawn with her now ex-husband, Coley Laffoon. That kid’s name is Homer Laffoon. Our deepest condolences to the new fetus.

Comment Now!