Eliot Spitzer’s former call girl, Ashley Alexander Dupre reportedly pulled a Michael Jackson the other day, after some candles lit her hair on fire during her shoot for the May issue of Playboy magazine.

The shoot’s stylist, Jorge Serrano was able to successfully put the fire out with his magical hands. Ashley was mostly uninjured.

As far as details on the Playboy feature go, you’ll be sad (or maybe not) to hear that her shoot supposedly included only photos of her wearing fake fur or lingerie, no nudes.

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You may have noticed a few stories that seemed a bit far fetched today. Did you really believe Jon and Kate would have one more kid after all those cheating rumors? And no, epic slut Ashley Dupre isn’t really joining a convent. Miley Cyrus may have had sex with Justin Gaston, but definitely not the married kind, and sadly, we have no evidence that a Hayden Panettiere sex tape exists.  The Chris Hanson child porn? That might be true, though we don’t really have any proof of that either, as he wasn’t actually arrested for it.

If you believed any of our April Fools stories today, we present you with the word gullible, which we’ve kindly spray painted on your ceiling.

Happy April Fools, please pass on a prank from us!

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Remember Eliot Spitzer’s call girl, Ashley Dupre? We’re hearing some rather surprising news about the former high-class slut. Sources have revealed exclusively to /Gossip that Ashley has decided to turn her life around, and has been visiting convents, with the intention of becoming a nun.

In addition to sleeping with Eliot Spitzer, Ashley’s resume includes a Girls Gone Wild video, and a possible masturbation sex tape.

Ashley has been spotted this past week, by our spies, visiting New Jersey area convents, and sitting in on prayer sessions and meetings with area nuns.

APRIL FOOLS!

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Alex Rodriguez, who was probably dumped by Madonna, and recently involved in steroid-gate and gay-gate, is now facing another public accusation.  Sources have come forward, exposing him for not only frequenting call girls, but also banging their Madam, Kristin Davis as well.

Sources claim that Kristin met A-Rod at a gym in Philly about three years ago while he was married, when he tried to pick her up.  She apparently didn’t take the bait, sending a hooker to bang him instead.  A-Rod reportedly ended up sleeping with about six call girls in NYC before trying again to pick up Kristin, who apparently has some dirty emails from A-Rod as proof of his desperation.

Apparently, A-Rod’s plan worked, and Kristin ended up dating Alex for free.  The pair reportedly broke things off when Kristin began seeing someone else.  Soon after, A-Rod hooked up with Madonna and got a divorce from his wife, Cynthia.

We think Madonna’s former boy-toy, Jesus Luz should get one of those blood tests, asap.

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Anne Hathaway, slut that she is, will now be dating three men who paid $12,000 for a chance to get drunk with her, and possibly score a little more from her rich ass.

Anne auctioned herself off at the Cracked X-mas Fundraiser to benefit a helpline for lesbian, gay, biseual and transsexual youths in LA yesterday. Anne told the crowd at the event,

I’m not usually very forward, but I thought if there was ever a crowd for me to do something like this, this is my crowd - so I would like to auction myself off, for drinks somewhere fabulous and basically get you totally shit faced. Tell me what I’m worth.

Three fans walked away with the very low winning bid of $12,000 between the three of them. If you don’t recall, Ashley Dupre charged more than that, and that bitch was busted.

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Ashley Dupre tells her slutty story to Diane Sawyer. Eliot Spitzer’s call girl cries her brains out and tells the public why she became a prostitute. She says she started having sex for money “to better myself” but “it wasn’t about the money.” LOL Wut?

Watch the full interview here.

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No, not kidding. According to the New York Post, Eliot Spitzer’s personal live sex toy has been offered a $2 million deal to host a Dr. Phil-like show.

Reality show producer David Krieff reportedly approached our favorite professional slut two weeks ago with the offer, and they could seal the deal in the next couple of weeks.

Krieff says that Ashley wants to do this show to clean up her image by focusing the public on her career goals, which include journalism and lounge singing.  Somehow, I don’t really think journalism and lounge singing will push professional whore off her resume anytime soon.

Kreiff says,

She also has a strong desire to give to a charity.  She’s very analytical. She wants to help people. She sees herself as a kind of Dr. Phil.

The deal reportedly may include an interview where Dupre talks about being a prostitute.  It will also focus on her home life, cause her parents are rich, and she’s now banging some married guy named Thomas “TJ” Earle.  Yeah, that sounds so totally Dr. Phil to me.

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