Benji Madden was spied in an L.A. Starbucks on Sunday, rubbing Holly Madison’s butt.
The couple went in together for coffees, but spent their time feeling each other up. In case you hadn’t heard, these two had been sending mushy tweets to each other for months.
Rumor has it that Benji Madden has finally gotten over Paris Hilton, and has moved on to hooking up with Pete Wentz’s little sister Hillary.
Star Magazine (with a current track record of about 29% accuracy) is reporting that Benji and Hillary have been bonding recently over music and tattoos. One source says,
She’s has this tough chick energy he’s really into. And they have so much in common.
Katy Perry was seen on a friend-date with Paris Hilton’s ex, Benji Madden on Valentines day. The pair spent the night clubbing at LAVO in Vegas with 20 of their closest friends, and according to onlookers, weren’t making out, but did look “friendly” together. Must be serious.
Paris Hilton’s ex has been spotted recently getting cozy with Justin Bobby’s very very sloppy seconds. The NY Daily News is reporting that Benji Madden and Audrina Patridge are now dating each other. I guess Benji likes the chicks with weird eyes who look good in bikinis.
Update: Audrina is denying the recent hook-up, saying that she hasn’t seen Benji since December. No word yet on whether or not they hooked up in December.
After being dumped by Paris Hilton, Benji Madden is reportedly now dating Britney Spears.
In Touch is reporting that Britney’s manager, Larry Rudolph and her daddy, Jamie Spears made a list of ‘People We Would Like Britney To Date’, and Benji was the only one interested in the proposal.
Other people that made that list were Chace Crawford, Jesse Metcalf and Michael Phelps, but apparently they were all like ‘WTF? No’.
Benji was like ‘how can I get more attention after the whole Paris thing? Oh yeah, Britney Spears.’
So far, things are supposedly going well. Good luck Benji.
Update: Perez Hilton is reporting that sources close to Britney reveal that this is not true. Either he’s right, or Britney will be eating Benji’s flowers soon. We hope the latter is true.
Paris made an appearance on Ryan Seacrest’s show this morning to let everyone know that she’s still in love with Benji. She said,
Right now, we are just taking a break, and we are really good friends.
I love him. He’s such an amazing man.
He has been so great to me, so loyal. He is an incredible person, and we will always be really close. We will see what happens in the future. I am still in love with him.
Begin make-up/break-up relationship NOW!
Paris Hilton’s rep has just confirmed that Paris and her boyfriend Benji Madden have split.
A source says,
Even though they are still in love, they felt it would be better to just be friends.
Benji was overprotective and controlling. He doesn’t get along with any of her friends. Friends thought Paris had changed since being with Benji and she wants to be herself again.
So in other words, Paris broke up with Benji because coke binges and sex tapes are waaay more fun than settling down.
Paris says she’s not getting it on with Princes William and Harry, or with Guy Ritchie. Paris told Ryan Seacrest yesterday morning that tabloids lie. REALLY?!?
She told Ryan she recently celebrated her eight month anniversary with Benji from afar. She said he had roses and caviar delivered to her hotel room yesterday morning. Spiny flowers and salty fish eggs. How sweeeet.
Paris has been living in London recently, shooting her BFF show for MTV, and has supposedly fallen in love with the place, and the boys there?
She told the Daily Mail,
I love it here, I am going to move here permanently. I have already been here for a month and am much, much happier here. I love guys with English accents. I have met a really cute English guy.
We hear Paris has been partying it up with Princes William and Harry. So… I guess Benji Madden’s soooo not hot anymore. Um because he doesn’t wear a crown, live in a castle, and drink tea and eat crumpets. What are crumpets anyways?
Paris tells OK! Magazine that she is super excited because she’s dating a twin, and so is her sister Nicky, and one of her cousins, and her best friend Nicole Ritchie. OMG, twins! Paris says,
It’s cool because we are all dating twins… Even my sister is dating a twin - David [Katzenberg] is a twin. My cousin is dating an identical twin. So we all date twins and we all hang out. It’s pretty interesting.
That’s just about the most interesting thing going on in Paris’ pea-brain right now.
Rumor has it that Paris is moving up from pop-punk rockers to mega rich CEOs. X17 caught Paris chillin with MySpace co-founder and CEO Chris DeWolfe. The two have been spotted together at a lot of parties in the Hamptons recently.
DeWolfe is technically married, but currently separated from his wife. More importantly though, isn’t Paris still with Benji Madden?
Watch the video here. Disclaimer: its boring, and they don’t even touch or look at each other in it.
While promoting her new film Repo! The Genetic Opera, Paris Hilton told the San Diego City Beat that her BF Benji Madden introduced her to this restaurant for little insignificant lower class peoples called Applebees. Apparently, she loves the peasant food that they serve.
Paris also mentions that she’s working on a cartoon for MTV with Stan Lee, where they’re creating a superhero who will be based on Paris herself.
In real life, Paris says that if she were a superhero, her power would be invisibility. Our /Gossip original comic for this post demonstrates this power. The invisible Paris is actually quite a bit more pleasing to our eyes than the visible one.
