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Megan Fox Does Rolling Stone

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Megan Fox took to the latest issue of Rolling Stone to try her best to convince the world that she’s so totally emo. Here are just a few quotes that we obtained:

On her crappy temper towards boyfriend Brian Austin Green: “My temper is ridiculously bad. I’ve had to say to Brian, ‘You have to go and stop talking to me, because I’m going to kill you. I’m going to stab you with something, please leave. I’d never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn’t shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure.”

On whether or not she cuts herself: “Yeah… I don’t want to elaborate. I would never call myself a cutter. Girls go through different phases when they’re growing up, when they’re miserable and do different things, whether it’s an eating disorder or they dabble in cutting.”

On how she totally hates herself: “I never think I’m worthy of anything… I have a sick feeling of being mocked all the time. I have a lot of self-loathing. Self-loathing doesn’t keep me from being happy. But that doesn’t mean I don’t struggle. I am very vulnerable. But I can be aggressive, hurtful, domineering and selfish, too. I’m emotionally unpredictable and all over the place. I’m a control freak.”

In five years time, Megan will probably be traveling the world doing charity work with her six multi-colored kids and one ball-less man.

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Looks like Korean pop star Rain won’t have the pleasure of doing Megan Fox any time soon.  The actress, who broke things off with her boyfriend Brian Austin Green just days ago, was photographed out having dinner with him again at Gyu Kaku in LA last night.

Megan and Brian have broken up and gotten back together three times in about a month.

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Megan Fox Gives Up On Brian Austin Green

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Megan Fox reportedly kind of dumped Brian Austin Green at some point over the last month. She told reporters over the weekend,

I’m currently what you would call single I guess.

She also mentioned that she’ll be making an attempt soon to hook up with some guy named Rain (apparently THE Korean Justin Timberlake).  That’s him (below).

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After being spotted out together following their break-up, a friend of Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green has confirmed that the pair are giving things another shot.  The source says,

These two are very much in love and plan to be together for a long time.  They decided to enter counseling in hopes of staying together.  It was a mutual decision.  Lots of couples go to therapy together, and they are committed to try and make it work.

If you didn’t get to do it with Megan while they were broken up, you were clearly just too slow.  Better luck next time.

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You Might Not Have A Chance With Megan Fox

If you thought you could make your move and swoop in on Megan Fox now that she’s single, you might be wrong.  The Transformers fembot was spotted at Brian Austin Green’s son’s school yesterday, and sources say that the actress hasn’t even moved out of her ex-fiance’s house yet.

Looks like Brian may have realized that he wouldn’t really be able to do any better in this lifetime.  No idea what Megan was thinking.

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Brian Austin Green Loses Hot Girlfriend

Megan Fox is available again, please stand in a single file line.  An insider has told US Magazine that the fembot and her finance Brian Austin Green have amicably called off their engagement.

The pair, who met in 2004, had been engaged for almost three years, but reportedly split to focus on their separate careers.  We prefer to think that Brian recently discovered Megan’s penis, and just couldn’t bring himself to get used to it.

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Megan Fox Is A Tranny, Says Megan Fox

At the Golden Globes last night, Megan Fox admitted to being a tranny. She said,

I am pretty sure I am a doppelgänger for Alan Alda. I’m a tranny. I’m a man. I’m so painfully insecure. I’m on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed.

I knew it. I’ve been telling everyone that for ages, and no one would believe me. There you have it people, Megan Fox admitting she’s a man.

Now that I think of it, she hasn’t been seen hanging around with boyfriend Brian Austin Green lately.  I wonder if he just unfortunately discovered her penis.

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