David Beckham tore his Achilles’ Tendon during an AC Milan game against Chievo Verona yesterday. He was seen crying in the locker room after being taken off the field.
This injury makes it highly unlikely that he’ll be able to play in the World Cup with the English team this year - which would have made him the first English player to participate in the World Cup four times.
He’s currently on his way to Finland for treatment.
Here’s a dirty-looking David Beckham and his wife Victoria on the new his and hers covers of London’s 10 magazine. Inside, Victoria talks about her work in fashion, and David talks about what it was like posing in his underwear for Emporio Armani.
Here is a video of a crazy yellow-gloved Italian journalist grabbing David Beckham’s testicles. According to her, his balls are small. Apparently this is supposed to be funny.
David Beckham made an appearance on Ellen yesterday to talk about his underwear. He also spoke a bit about soccer, family, and living in America. Victoria and their three boys enjoyed the show with the studio audience.
Last week, Armani released their latest David and Victoria Beckham ad campaign, which featured the couple rolling around in their underwear with a big, thick… rope.
Now they’ve released video footage of the very oily shoot. Check it out, above.
We’re beginning to feel like Armani is the devil and it owns the Beckhams’ souls. Here are the latest photos of David and Victoria paying their debts.
David Beckham’s been getting an awful lot of court-ordered apologies lately. The latest one came today from The Daily Star for publishing an interview with Hungarian topless model Mariann Fogarasy (pictured above) who claimed earlier this year that she was having an affair with the married soccer player.
Mariann bragged to tabloids in May that David had flirted with her after she snuck into the interview area of a stadium before a game in Hungary. According to crazy chick,
I got myself an official Milan shirt, and I went to the stadium hours before the game. I found an Italian TV crew, and I pretended I’d tripped over their cables.
When they helped me, I started to tag along with them until finally I got hold of an official pass from them. And when they entered the stadium and did interviews and pictures with the stars, of course, I was there too.
Beckham squeezed my elbow for a moment and smiled. Then I put my business card into his pocket. I knew he must have felt it. And in fact an email arrived today, saying that just in case I’d be in Milan next week, I’m invited to the club’s party. Luckily, I’ll be shooting in Milan next week.
The paper was found guilty today of publishing Mariann’s defamatory allegations against David. They were ordered to pay libel damages, and issue an apology for embarrassing David and his family.
David and Victoria Beckham’s former nanny Abbie Gibson has finally apologized in High Court for breaking her confidentiality agreement and leaking secrets about the couple’s relationship to the press. Abbie’s statements were published in a 2005 News of the World article entitled “Beckhams Behind Closed Doors”.
Abbie also agreed in court to give the couple “permanent undertakings of confidentiality” from this point forward.
The article published in 2005 quoted Abbie spilling about David and Victoria’s crumbling marriage. In it, Abbie said,
I know the truth more than anybody because I have lived under their roof for two years. Unfortunately I was the third person at the heart of their marriage.
They had rows all the time. But a week before Christmas Day at their home in Madrid they hit a new level. I was in my bedroom and woke up to hear them arguing at about 2am on the landing. I heard David call Victoria a f**king b**ch.
The next day after David had left for work and I had dropped Brooklyn at school Victoria and I were in the lounge. I said, ‘Are you all right?’ She started crying and said, ‘I don’t know what to do. He is on about splitting up. I am walking on egg shells. I have to make sure I don’t trigger another argument. I have asked him to stay with me until the baby is born. I think things are slipping away from me.’
After her News of the World article was published, Abbie later told reporters that David had made several “hate calls” threatening her over the phone. Details of those calls were published in a 2005 article for The People newspaper. The newspaper has since paid damages to the Beckham family. Abbie also took those words back in court today, confirming that David had never called her in a threatening manner.
David Beckham took his clothes off again recently for yet another Armani shoot, which was displayed on a ginormous poster in London today.
I’m sensing a conspiracy theory…
A Hungarian nude model/total mental case named Mariann Fogarassy came forward yesterday claiming that David Beckham spent his past week attempting to hook up with her crazy ass.
Mariann told reporters that David had been emailing her since she met him at an AC Milan game in Hungary last week. She claimed that David even invited her to attend a private party with him.
Here is the story in Mariann’s own words:
I got myself an official Milan shirt, and I went to the stadium hours before the game. I found an Italian TV crew, and I pretended I’d tripped over their cables.
When they helped me, I started to tag along with them until finally I got hold of an official pass from them. And when they entered the stadium and did interviews and pictures with the stars, of course, I was there too.
Beckham squeezed my elbow for a moment and smiled. Then I put my business card into his pocket. I knew he must have felt it. And in fact an email arrived today, saying that just in case I’d be in Milan next week, I’m invited to the club’s party. Luckily, I’ll be shooting in Milan next week.
We’re pretty sure David has already hired extra security.
Somehow David Beckham is supposed to make you want to buy that phone.
The Daily Mail is reporting that David Beckham is so sick of LA that he’s prepared to personally pay the LA Galaxy £5 million to buy himself out of the remainder of his contract so that he can move to Italy permanently to play for AC Milan. David has said in the past that he is happier with the quality of the Italian team, and would prefer to play for them.
A final decision about the move will be made in the next 24 hours.
No wonder Victoria Beckham never smiles. Apparently her husband David has been suffering from impotence for some time, but all that has supposedly been cured by a new wonder drug called USA Selikon, or so the product claims.
The Chinese ad, which also features Sean Connery and Keanu Reeves, has David’s dubbed voice saying,
Want to know how I can keep being strong and running on the football field? USA Selikon Capsules help me a lot. It’s also the secret weapon with which I can satisfy Victoria!
Apparently David claims he never said any of those things, and isn’t too happy about the situation.
No word yet on how Keanu feels about the advert, but we do know that he and his multiple girlfriends supposedly love USA Selikon. According to the ad, he says,
The feelings after my kidneys got washed by USA Selikon capsules are surprising. And my girlfriends were also surprised.
The tighty whitey just sort of screams fat gross never been laid office drone with poop stains, but somehow, David Beckham manages to defy that. Here are the latest Beckham Armani ads. Thankfully, producers chose to kill off Victoria for this series. Happy Friday, people.
After badassedly ordering his bodyguard to knock out a photog who had been trailing him and his wife, David Beckham is now being sued by Emicles Da Mata for assault, battery, and emotional distress.
David reportedly ordered Da Mata out of his car last month, and directed his bodyguard to administer a knuckle sandwich before tossing Da Mata’s camera in the trash. Da Mata says,
They just can’t do this. They put me on the floor, they got my camera and they threw it in the trash can. They can’t do this to us.
Hopefully Da Mata is gay, since he will obviously never be able to get laid by a woman again after this case is over.
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