Demi Moore’s bad hair day kept her from supporting her husband Ashton Kutcher at the Golden Globes last night. Above is a photo of said bad hair.
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Demi Moore graces the December cover of W Magazine.
Inside, she talks about she’s really not a cougar (she’s a puma, damnit). She also says a few things about aging, and of course, Twitter.
We woke up to find both the blogosphere and Twitterverse alive with headlines about Ashton Kutcher and his old wife Demi Moore’s brush with death. Apparently a plane they were on was forced to make an emergency landing in Vegas after the engine overheated. Of course, they both twitted the entire incident to the world. According to Ashton,
My plane just had to do an emergency landing. Engine over heated. Fire trucks everywhere. Good times.
happy to be alive. lets celebrate. party tonight at Turtle Bay Bar in #NYC. Say “Spread” at the door for 1/2 off drinks! on me!
That was last night. You missed the cheap drinks.
Ashton Kutcher who famously twittered his wife Demi Moore’s butt a while back, shared a pic of her with a ’shopped mohawk earlier this week.
We’re looking forward to the fake boob pics next.
Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s smallest spawn Tallulah Belle Willis has just started a short internship at Harper’s Bazaar.
The 15-year-old high school student began her unpaid job on Monday, and will be there for just a few weeks. According to a Harper’s Bazaar spokesperson,
Tallulah, who loves and has an interest in fashion, is at Bazaar for a few weeks shadowing our editors. We are thrilled to have her.
Demi Moore showed off her missing tooth on Twitter the other day.
Loading ...When Ashton Kutcher won that ridiculous Twitter race against CNN, he vowed to ding dong ditch Ted Turner. Last night, Ashton flew all the way to CNN headquarters in Atlanta Georgia to fulfill his promise. He even convinced a whole herd of sheep to follow him to the CNN building to drop off said ding dongs. Check the stupidity out above.
Demi Moore (that classy lady pictured above), saved a crazy woman’s life today, after retweeting a message that she got from the person that said,
Getting a knife, a big one that is sharp. Going to cut my arm down the whole arm so it doesn’t waste time.
Demi responded to the woman, “Hope you are joking”, and several of her do-good followers called the cops. The San Jose Police Department located the dumb twit, and sent her to the hospital. She did not get the chance to do that arm cutting thing.
Ashton Kutcher decided to show off what we assume is his couger wife’s granny-pantied butt on Twitter over the weekend.
The pair were probably getting ready to attend Demi’s ex-husband Bruce Willis’ wedding at the time.
Enjoy.
Judging by the reaction of the people looking at that sign, we think it says “come over later for free butt sects”, but that is unconfirmed at the moment.
The vitamin water is to get them all energized for the butt sects.
Poor little bitch Ashton got a rude awakening this morning when his “fucking jackass” neighbor had construction workers banging away outside of his huge rich-people mansion. Ashton’s life sucked so bad this that he found the need to post a ranting video of it online.
Ashton also supplemented his pussy-whining video with regular Twitter updates of the atrocity his neighbor was committing against his precious beauty rest.
As of press time, Ashton had already bitched,
-I’m gonna kill my neighbor!
-this ass clown has another thing coming!
-holy moly I’m gonna lose it!
-Jack ass 7am building a god damn fort next to my house f’in up my view and noise polluting the entire f’in nieghborhood with pounding steal
And the very eloquent,
-this SOB owl feces cougar placenta jack bone dick!
Ashton apparently lost his balls after marrying Demi Moore, and a new replacement pair has yet to sprout.
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