Dina Lohan has reportedly just invented a new eco-friendly toothbrush.
The product is called the Aqua Freedom Green Lohan Tooth Brush (Dina’s just great with names, isn’t she?). The good news is that the toothbrush is designed to be used liquid-free, and claims to save each user two gallons of water per day. Dina debuted the brush at the Go Green Expo in New York today, in an attempt to bring awareness to the lack of clean water access in less developed nations around the world.
Lindsay Lohan’s mom Dina is speaking out about her daughter’s latest lawsuit filed against E*Trade for using the name “Lindsay” in their new baby commercial. Dina told the New York Post today that Lindsay called her crying, saying, ‘Mommy, help me. This is wrong. How can they do this?’ Dina added,
They’re little babies doing this, mocking another child who’s just trying to survive Hollywood, basically. Everyone knows Lindsay, like Cher or Madonna.
Dina also called the company “horrible” and “mean”, and said, “I’m just basically glad I took a stand. I’m not going to let them do this to us anymore”.
Shoe company, Lovemyshoes.com reportedly scrapped Dina Lohan’s not-yet-released shoe line, “Shoe-Han” yesterday.
The company released a statement, blaming the economy for their decision, but Dina’s rep claimed that a “miscommunication over finances” led ultimately to her departure. According to the rep, Dina is now looking for a larger partner with more money to put into her project.
Michael Lohan is now facing possible prison time for violating a protective order which had banned him from contacting his ex-wife Dina until the year 2011. The order was issued in 2005 in Nassau County, New York.
According to Dina’s attorney’s, the tapes that Michael released could be used as proof that he violated the order by calling Dina on the phone in 2008. Dina’s attorneys are now working with the Nassau County D.A. on the case.
Here’s our daily Lindsay Lohan audio leak, courtesy of her daddy, Michael Lohan. This one features her mom Dina sometime in 2008, revealing that Lindsay had been cutting herself.
Check out the audio here.
Dina Lohan finally spoke out yesterday in response to the latest audio tape that her ex-husband Michael released to Radar Online. The tape in question featured Dina revealing that their daughter Lindsay was secretly dating Heath Ledger before his death. She also spoke about how she was trying to get Lindsay a permanent babysitter to keep her from drinking and doing drugs. Dina told E!,
The tapes were from a long time ago, and for a father to stoop this low is unforgivable. My ex-husband has been in and out of jail for 10 years. My children and I gave him a chance to get to know them again, and he clearly blew that chance!
I have had a criminal order of protection from the domestic violence sector since 2005. He was not supposed to even be harassing me by phone.
My heart is breaking for my children that he could do this. He has no visitation anymore and is six months behind in child support. The authorities have been alerted.
Dina is currently in the process of trying to legally block Michael from releasing any more tapes.
Michael Lohan’s latest Dina Lohan audio leak reveals an interesting claim: Heath Ledger for whatever reason, was doing it with Lindsay Lohan before he died. Dina said on a secretly recorded phone call with Michael,
She was dating Heath when he died. I don’t know if you know that, but I know cause I would drop her off and they were friends. Very, very close ok? So that f-cked her up.
We’re not quite sure why Michael didn’t reveal this golden ticket months ago, as it probably would have gotten him mountains of yummy publicity.
Also on today’s tape: Dina listing a number of Lindsay’s friends who died or had drug problems, and Dina revealing that she desperately wanted to hire someone to pretty much babysit Lindsay 24/7.
Audio available here.
Yesterday, Michael Lohan released a tape of his duaghter Lindsay having a massive meltdown with him over the phone. Now, it’s ex-wife Dina’s turn. Somebody, (probably Michael) sent a tape over to Radar Online today, featuring Dina in September 2008, complaining about the difficulties of trying to get Lindsay into rehab.
When asked about why he was leaking private family conversations to the public, Michael said,
I admit, I’m being a bit selfish in releasing the tapes. But I’m tired of being lied about. I’m tired of Dina and others making me out to be someone I’m not, so now I’m going to prove to the world who the real liars are.
Click here to invade Dina’s privacy.
Last week Lindsay Lohan’s mom Dina told the press that she was in the process of legally blocking dad Michael from releasing audio of Lindsay’s meltdowns to the public. Since that order has yet to be executed, it looks like Michael has decided to act quickly and get them out there while he still has the chance.
Click here for audio of Lindsay crying, sobbing, and breaking down, which dad of the year Michael sold to Radar Online early this morning.
In usual Lohan fashion, Dina Lohan was unable to keep her mouth shut about her ex-husband Michael’s recent media comments claiming that his daughter was about to be the next Michael Jackson (dead). She sat down with Page Six earlier this week to slam Michael for being an idiot. Dina said,
I don’t go — like my ex — on national television and make things up. He’s estranged from Lindsay; he doesn’t know what’s going on in her life. Michael doesn’t talk to her.
I’ve had full custody of all my children for the last 10 years. He has been incarcerated for some of that time, so whatever is going on in Lindsay’s personal life is our business. And for him getting paid to say things about her when he’s five months behind in child support is wrong.
I can’t change Michael to make him do the right thing — that’s up to him and God. But it is hurtful for a child for her own father, whom she has no relationship with, to say things in public about her like that.
Dina also had a few words for Women’s Wear Daily - who called Lindsay’s new Ungaro fashion line an epic failure earlier this week. Dina said,
The critics can say whatever they want, but Lindsay is a genius.
Dina apparently felt that Lindsay was such a genius, that she even hired her to give some input on her own shoe line, which contrary to her press release, won’t actually be called “Shoe-Han”. She said,
We are not going to announce the name so every Google and MySpace buys the domain name. Lindsay is signed to Ungaro, but she will definitely have input because she is so talented.
Huh, we had no idea Google and MySpace were in the business of domain parking.
In related news, Dina has just purchased the domain names, lindsaylohan.com, and lohanhouse.com. She’s reportedly planning to use those new sites to address all the rumors that keep popping up about her trainwrecked family.
We were wondering where Lindsay Lohan’s mom went. Well now we know. The mother of all bad mothers was apparently busy making a new shoe line, which she will give the details about at a press conference in NYC this afternoon.
So far, we know that the line will be called Shoe-han (no, we really didn’t make that up), and it will be available in stores world-wide by Mother’s Day. Also, someone over at some online shoe store called LoveMyShoes.com decided that it would be a good idea to crown Dina as their spokesmodel.
You can try to crash Dina’s press conference if you want. It’ll be starting at 2PM, and will take place at Trump Plaza, 725 5th Ave, 21st floor.
Warning: You don’t want to go to LoveMyShoes.com. It plays some annoying as balls audio that you cannot stop without shooting your computer.
Now that Lindsay Lohan is pretty much a hopeless case, mom Dina has apparently moved on to pimping out her younger kids full time.
15-year-old Ali and 13-year-old Cody have signed on to host the first annual BlackBerry Brickbreaker Contest at the Parkway Plaza Shopping Center in Long Island. At least somebody in that family has a job. The event which was put together by Z-Com-Verizon Wireless, will take place on August 22.
The press release identifies the “teenage celebrities” as a “former Ford model” (Ali), and “New York State soccer youth champion” (Cody).
Lindsay Lohan’s 15-year-old sister Ali has been seen partying it up with Linds all across the country ever since the Samantha Ronson break-up, leading many people to question whether or not Ali had dropped out of school. Mother-of-the-year Dina decided to address those questions by releasing a statement to the New York Daily News. Dina told the News,
She is home schooled. I’m a firm believer in staying in school but, in the business, it’s gotten difficult for Ali to be in school.
Ali reportedly stopped attending classes at her Long Island high school earlier this year. Lately, she’s been spotted on the water in Hawaii, at Hollywood clubs with Lindsay, and wearing Lindsay’s old hand-me-down outfits at red carpet events.
Since she’s been seen out partying past midnight, and shopping and lunching during the day almost every day with Lindsay for the past month or so, we’re really curious about what kind of awesome “home school” program Little Lohan’s mom has her enrolled in.
Lindsay’s mom Dina and 15-year-old sis Ali took Lindsay out in the middle of the night, and dropped her off at Bardot to party. Mommy sent the driver to pick her up hours later. Parenting win!
Lindsay Lohan had previously admitted to losing her girlfriend, money, career and famous friends, but there was one thing she still had up until Wednesday- her crazy mother. Dina was spotted all over town, post Lindsay/SamRon break-up, taking her daughter everywhere from McDonalds to hotels, to Hollywood clubs, to try to distract her from her horrible, horrible life.
On Wednesday, however, Lindsay decided to drop mom as well, by refusing to eat dinner at Nobu, and then getting into some sort of screaming fight in her home. Several paparazzi reported hearing Linds yelling at her mother, SamRon style, inside of her house, before leaving mommy alone and taking off in a car with one of her non-famous guy friends.
At least Lindsay still has Daddy Lohan, who btw released a short message about Lindsay, Dina, Dina’s reality show, some dude named Jim who’s living Dina’s house, blah, blah, blah… Check out the note after the jump. Continue Reading…
