Eva Mendes got stripped and oiled with model Jamie Dornan for her new Calvin Klein ad campaign.
The photo, snapped by Steven Klein, will appear in magazines in September.
Hot? No, COLD! Eva Mendes has just been named Global Pleasure Ambassador for Magnum ice cream, a brand of ice cream that makes you want to have sex as you eat it, judging by the ad above.
The ice cream company with the awesome name has just announced that they will be using Eva to help them conduct a study about how ice cream makes people happy. Eva says,
I’m really happy to be Magnum’s Pleasure Ambassador because I am a huge chocolate fan. And I’m also a big pleasure seeker and believe in guiltless pleasure. If you’re going to do it then just enjoy every second of it, life’s too short!
Eva Longoria starred in a commercial for the brand last year which apparently got people horny, so the company is hoping that Eva #2 will turn people on just as much (to ice cream, of course).
Eva Mendes will be hosting a “Pleasure Summit” in Europe in April. No word yet on what they’ll be doing with the ice cream at the event, but we have a few guesses.
In fact this was so much fun that I think I’ll do one every week. The reader that leaves the best comment on the site each week gets a comic on Friday.
Why are we posting this? So you all can see Scarlett Johansson looking all sexy librarian (or detective, or whatever she’s being) in this PSA and movie poster for her film The Spirit, or course!
Oh yeah, and to remind everyone to please, think of the trees, and recycle your old cell phones. Eva Mendes is also appearing in similar ads to help the Environmental Media Association and Lionsgate to educate people on the toxins in cell phone parts and the CO2 emissions produced in the manufacturing process.
Again, more importantly, Scarjo=hot eye candy.
Eva Mendes is claiming that she took a road trip when she was younger where she successfully had sex in all 50 U.S. states. I didn’t make this up. No word yet on names of the lucky men and women involved.
She says her best experiences happened in Arizona and Colorado.
I missed a state somewhere on the map for this comic. I’m lazy, so if you can figure out what state I left out, I will post a comic of you on this site (if you want me to).
Edit: /Gossip F-up #1000536. Turns out, there are 50 states on this map. I will draw a /Gossip original comic of one of you commenters anyways for fun. You’ll find out on Friday who you are.
Those of us in the U.S. will have to resort to watching this Calvin Klein “Obsession” ad on YouTube, since it’s been banned from American television.
Oh come on, I saw like 5 frames of nipple there. Calvin Klein, you can do better than that.
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