Fergie and Josh Duhamel brushed off recent cheating rumors, and privately renewed their vows near Santa Barbara, CA last Wednesday.
According to Radar Online, Josh surprised Fergie with a private helicopter flight out to the ceremony at the Bacara Resort & Spa. The event took about 15 minutes, and no guests were invited. The pair then headed out to Miro for a romantic dinner.
Josh and Fergie had been married for exactly one year as of yesterday.
Nicole Forrester - that stripper that supposedly did it with Josh Duhamel issued an apology to Fergie via Extra earlier today. Apparently she felt compelled to do so after her own son called her disgusting.
She said during today’s interview that she was sorry for sleeping with Josh, and that she hadn’t completely thought out the consequences of her actions before she did. Nicole said,
I thought, ‘Nobody’s gonna find out. It’s not gonna hurt anybody. I’m sorry that I didn’t think of it at the time like I think of it now. My son, he went to a football game last Saturday and he was like, mom, ‘you’re disgusting. I didn’t know you had sex with him.
Josh has denied all of Nicole’s claims, but Nicole is still insisting that she told the whole truth about the affair. She even claims that Josh still hasn’t stopped texting her.
Nicole told Extra that she’s done with the relationship, and that she even recently quit stripping because it upset her kids.
Fergie, who still doesn’t believe that her husband Josh Duhamel is cheating, spoke with The Advocate recently her new movie, Nine, gay marriage, cheating, and the size of Josh’s penis.
Fergie claimed that her “well-endowed” husband has kept her more than satisfied, and that she wouldn’t be cheating on him - not even with other women. She said,
I think women are beautiful, I’ve had a lot of fun with women, and I’m not ashamed of it. The problem is that I also love a well-endowed man. But just because I enjoy women doesn’t mean I’m allowed to have affairs in my relationship. I learned through talking with my therapist that it is still cheating even if it’s with girls, so there is a rule there.
Josh, however, may not be on the same page here. A number of different women have come forward recently, claiming to have cheated with him.
Fergie graces the latest cover of Cosmo mag amidst all the cheating rumors, to talk about her stage persona, husband Josh Duhamel’s sex preferences (with her), and what it was like to gain weight for her role in the film Nine.
Fergie told the mag that when she was fat, Josh enjoyed “the extra meat to grab”. According to her, he also liked her when she was skinny.
If you were wondering, the interview was held before the slutty Josh stories started popping up everywhere.
What cheating rumors? Josh Duhamel and Fergie popped out for a dinner date in Atlanta earlier this week, at a restaurant that was located right next door to the St. Regis Hotel, where stripper Nicole Forrester claimed that she did the nasty with Josh early last month.
Fergie and Josh ate steak and lobster, and shared a bottle of wine, while trying their best to act married. Fergie then complemented the kitchen staff on the food, and signed autographs and took photos with fans before heading home.
All of Fergie’s tranny looks partying and traveling have apparently become a bit much for her husband Josh Duhamel. Rumor has it that Josh has been dealing with his loneliness by banging various women, including a stripper named Nicole Forrester.
According to Nicole’s lawyer, his client is currently in possession of several texts from Josh to prove the affair. She also supposedly passed a lie detector test with flying colors. The National Enquirer recently offered $20,000 for an exclusive tell-all from Nicole, but her lawyer claimed today that Nicole wasn’t just making up stories for a payday (even though she is a single mother, supporting her two kids by taking her clothes off).
Several other women across the country are now also claiming to have had affairs with Josh.
Josh has denied all of these rumors, and according to friends close to Fergie, she’s on his side for now.
Fergie posed in various bikinis and random bathing suits for the latest issue of Allure magazine.
The singer also gave the mag a boring interview about her beauty rituals, exercise routines, and sex secrets with her new husband Josh.
We’re still trying to figure out why the eff anyone would ever wear that black one-piece half-suit.
Since bisexual has become the new black in Hollywood, Fergie, who is currently married to Josh Duhamel, has decided to join Megan Fox and Lindsay Lohan on the LGBT bandwagon by opening up about her own past experimentation with women.
Fergie told the UK Sun today,
Put it this way, I’ve experimented definitely, but I have never had a steady girlfriend.
Unfortunately, no details were given about the extent of said experimentation.
Elle magazine has just released pictures of Fergie and Josh Duhamel getting ready for some hot sexytime as man and wife. Fergie actually almost looks like a woman in these…
Fergie appears on the new MAC Cosmetics ad campaign looking trannylicous, as always. I want to know if Josh has discovered her penis yet.
Anyways, here’s my hypothetical conversation with Fergie.
Me: Fergie, are you nervous about PETA coming after you for your new MAC Cosmetics ad?
Fergie: What are you talking about? I married a goat. I love animals.
Me: Did you realize that a giant purple bird was skinned for that outfit that you’re wearing?
Fergie: But I married a goat…
Fergie and Josh Duhamel sold their first wedding photos to Us Weekly. No word on how much they got for the pics.
The wedding planner, Mindy Weiss blabbed that she incorporated lots of nature into the wedding to appease Josh (secretly gay?), and bling to please Fergie (has a penis?).
Josh tells the mag that he almost cried during the ceremony (gay) at Church Estate Vinyard in Malibu, and guest, Sean Paterson says that after their traditional wedding, Fergie yelled “I’m married, bitches!” (penis).
It’s like somebody puked out a wedding fairy. Fergie married her boyfriend, Josh Duhamel today in a traditional ceremony in Malibu.
Ferg and her wedding party all wore Dolce and Gabanna, and the wedding was attended by 300 of the couple’s family and friends. The pair exchanged H.Stern rings, and Fergie reportedly wore millions of dollars worth of diamonds by the jeweler.
