Los Angeles public schools superintendent, Ramon Cortines is reportedly looking into disciplining whoever signed the Birmingham High School football players on to star in a photo shoot with Sacha Baron Cohen for the current issue of GQ.

According to Ramon, the high school located in the San Fernando Valley was unaware that the shoot would star Sacha as a very gay Bruno.  He recently told the school district that whoever agreed to the shoot “allowed our students to be used”.

Ramon has assigned the local district superintendent Jean Brown the task of figuring out who exactly allowed Bruno to infiltrate their school.

Update: It looks like the school was paid $500 for the honor of being in the Bruno photo shoot, and the principal, athletic director, and filming coordinator at the school are all being fingered out as the guilty parties.

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Ed Westwick put on his signature glare and modeled off some expensive clothes for GQ’s Fall Preview.

When do you think Ed will come out of the closet?  It must be so stuffy in there!

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Megan Fox donned several unfortunately un-revealing bathing suits for her latest photo shoot for UK GQ.

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After Olivia Wilde won the #1 spot on Maxim’s Hot 100 list earlier this month, she apparently decided to embark on a ’show off my hot body’ magazine tour. Latest stop: GQ. Enjoy.

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Zac Efron’s plastic mug is popping up everywhere these days.  If you’re one of the few who just can’t get enough gayface, feel free to check out more snaps from Zac’s latest GQ photoshoot after the jump.

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We just found this, in case you’re interested in seeing lots of boob shots of the closet lesbian that we just mentioned in our last post.

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Megan Fox covers GQ this month where she talks about not wanting to be famous, how she feels about Miley Cyrus and Vanessa Hudgens, her little lesbian fling with a hot Russian stripper… wait stripper what?!? Megan says,

Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided - oh man; sorry, Mommy! - that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop [a strip club on Sunset Boulevard]. I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita. I was there all the time - I would go there by myself. I bought her things - perfume, body spray, girlie stuff. I turned into a weird middle-aged married man. I felt like I had this need to save Nikita. I’d get lap dances so I could get to know her, and I’d give her what I thought were great little sound bites of inspiration - like ‘You can do it, you’re better than this! I didn’t want her to be there. She was sort of a tough badass, but she’d do these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads. She had really long stick-straight hair and was Russian. I just liked her. She was really sadistic and sarcastic and funny.

But, Megan says she’s not a lesbo.

I don’t want it to come off as a Lindsay Lohan vibe. You know? Look, I’m not a lesbian - I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but.… Oh boy.

If you looked up denial in a dictionary, you would find a giant picture of Megan Fox, kinda like the one above, hot with her tongue sticking out, ready to get it on with a porn star. Quick! Grab a camera.

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