Someone told me there was a message involved in this video, but I’m not seeing it… Are you?
Milo decided to try to be cool and funny at his appearance at Golden Apple Comics for the new comic book REST, which he produces and stars in.
Note that Milo TRIED to be cool and funny. Tried. I’m not buying it.
Now where can I find books on how to kidnap a cheerleader?
But the whales… She forgot to mention the whales!
It’s normal to think that right?
Take a wild guess, and check out the answer after the jump [it’s possibly NSFW, depending on where you work).
1. Hayden Panettiere’s dad Alan has been charged with misdemeanor battery after bitch slapping Hayden’s mom Lesley in August. He’ll be arraigned in LA in October where he faces up to a year in jail.
2. Shia LaBeouf won’t be getting charged for drunk driving for his July car accident that caused some minor inconveniences for the new Transformers movie, Isabel Lucas and Adrian Grenier’s relationship, and Shia’s hand. He could still have his license suspended for refusing a breathalyser test.
3. Clay Aiken came out of the closet earlier this week, and everyone seems to have something to say about it. Lance Bass is happy, Simon Cowell is not amused, and loads of Claymates are pissed at Clay for leading them on.
4. After Michael Lohan’s recent kind comments about Samantha Ronson, a source with the New York Post is saying that Lindsay is so scared of her dad that she’s now talking to lawyers about “taking out an order of protection” against him. Word on the streets is that Lindsay’s mom Dina and Sister Ali both already have their own personal protective orders in place.
5. DJ AM has been released from the hospital after last week’s plane crash. He was being treated for second and third degree burns, but is expected to make a full recovery.
Milo Ventimiglia has just revealed that he would totally love to play a gay role. He says,
I always thought I would make a great Robin. I would love to be Christian Bale’s sidekick in Batman. Even when I was younger I never wanted to be Batman. I have always wanted to be Robin. To this day I still think that would be pretty cool.
Everyone knows that Robin=gay. Well as long as it’s just a role, I still have a chance. Now what to do with Hayden…
1. Andy Dick is off the hook for pulling down an underage girl’s shirt last month. The DA says, “We found that his actions were more in line with an assault than a sexual battery. It didn’t appear to be an overt sexual act.”
2. Hayden Panettiere is blaming a fame-whoring cop for that little incident where her dad got arrested for hitting her mom. She says, “it was blown way out of proportion by a sheriff who wanted his fifteen minutes of fame. My family is so wonderful — so very happy. We’re all great.”
3. Contrary to previous reports, the Beckhams were not involved in a car crash. David writes on his blog, “I know many of you would have been concerned to read about a supposed car crash involving me and Victoria. I want to assure everyone there never was any crash at any time; our car had been dented many days before whilst vacant in a car park.” That’s good. We were all so concerned when we thought David almost missed his flight to the Olympics.
4. After all the back and forth between Michael and Lindsay Lohan, Michael is now telling TV Guide that he’s planning on taping a TV special to set the record straight. He’ll be on with phone and text messages to prove something. I don’t even know what anymore.
5. Hilary Duff’s dad Bob is out of jail already, after serving only 1 day of his 10 day sentence. He still has to pay for Hilary’s birthday party though.
“It” being photoshoots. More pics from Hayden’s Prestige Magazine photoshoot after the jump.
Hayden’s selling her used clothes on her website, panettierecloset.com. Proceeds will go to… take a wild guess. What? No, they are not going to AIDS in Africa. Save the whales, bitches!
Unfortunately, Hayden had to stop her mom from putting her underwear up on the site, but you can still buy her used bikinis. I’m sure the bottoms will do just as well.
We’ve decided to do a weekly update since so many stories develop after we first report them (and most of the updates aren’t worthy of a full post). So… here goes.
1. It seems Hayden Panettiere’s mom and dad were both too drunk to remember what got dad Alan thrown in jail. The two were spotted walking their dogs the next day as if nothing happened.
2. John Edwards, who cheated on his wife with some fugly bitch is now digging himself into deeper shit. John’s mistress Rielle Hunter was reportedly initially paid with campaign money to keep quiet about the affair.
3. Verne Troyer, whose sex tape has recently been sold by ex-gf Ranae Shrider has been seen around town with random chicks on his scooter.
4. Jennifer Aniston reportedly was the one doing the dumping in the Mayer-Aniston break up. Apparently John was checking out other women, and Jen got sick of it. Also, contrary to previous rumors, Jen isn’t dating a model.
5. Peaches Geldof has returned to London after her random Vegas wedding with Max Drummey. Her first night back was spent with Faris Badwan, the dude who was her boyfriend up until Max shoved a ring on her finger. Peaches is now on her way to meet her father Sir Bob, and explain to him WTF she just did.
6. Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby daddy Casey Aldridge is denying that he had an affair with slut Kelli Dawson. He says the two were only together before he started dating Jamie Lynn. Apparently the old lady was just out for some attention.
7. The dudes who claim they found Bigfoot had a press conference. They say they will show proof of the hairy guy on Monday after they consult with “scientists”.
Hayden’s dad Alan “Skip” Panettiere, who was arrested yesterday for beating his wife Lesley has finally spoken up about the incident. Ok Magazine is reporting that Alan told Extra, “It was all a big misunderstanding.” Extra even claims “nothing actually happened… Lesley wasn’t even aware that Skip had been arrested.”
Apparently Hayden wasn’t in the house during the incident cause she lives in her own mansion down the street from her parents how, and she only found out about it when her dad called her from jail. Extra is saying that the couple “love each other very much and want everyone to know that the matter was completely blown out of proportion.”
Alan is now out on $50,000 bail. Now that’s an expensive misunderstanding.
According to a source close to the family, Hayden’s mom threw a few punches before her dad hit her back. The source says,
Hayden’s mom drank way too much and was being rude to everyone. Her dad was trying to put her in her place. Lesley striked him several times before he hit her.
The source needs to work on that grammar.
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