It’s Election Day, and everyone’s tossing in their two cents about who to vote for, who not to vote for, who’s evil, who’s eviller, and who’s just plain insane. Carrie Underwood is no different, only she’s not talking candidates, she’s talking fellow celebrities. Carrie tells TV Guide Magazine that she’s sick and tired of hearing about all those stupid celebrities endorsing their candidates of choice. She says,

There is someone I do support, but I don’t support publicly. I lose all respect for celebrities when they back a candidate.

It’s saying that the American public isn’t smart enough to make their own decisions. I would never want anybody to vote for anything or anybody just because I told them to.

Hold up… Carrie, are you telling me that Diddy, Lindsay Lohan, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt think I’M stupid? Wow, that glue holding together the pieces of my brain is finally starting to make so much sense!

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Arg… We hear that Heidi Montag’s clothing line, Heidiwood has been discontinued.

Damnit, what WILL I wear now?

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Lauren Conrad was spotted at STK in LA on Tuesday night where she was celebrating her LA fashion week runway show. Heidi, who happened to be there, congratulated Conrad on her clothing line, and the pair were seen talking, hugging, and smiling. Conrad says,

Yes, it’s true. Heidi was at STK. She came in to the after party to congratulate me on the show. It was nice of her. I appreciated it.

Ok L.C., now that the drama’s gone, does your pay go down? Oh wait, you still have beef(lips) with Audrina.

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No big deal or anything, but Audrina Patridge, who had recently moved out of Lauren Conrad’s place, has now dropped a cool $1.2 million on her very own Hollywood Hills mansion. Apparently, the home is even in the same neighborhood as the place that she used to share with LC.

Audrina’s new 2100 sq foot, 3-bedroom digs include an outdoor barbecue, fountains, a wine fridge, and sweeping city views.

We heard Heidi and Spencer are looking to spend $12 mil.  Come on Audrina, do you really wanna be known as the girl with the cheapest house?

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Heidi and Spencer were on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show the other day to reveal some rather disturbing news. Spencer said,

Heidi talks about lots of kids all the time. She wakes up with these great dreams about five kids.

Heidi responded,

I want, like, four. Maybe I’ll adopt 10. I want to have my own orphanage like Mother Teresa.

Oh no, please no…

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Branching out, are we?  Lauren Conrad has signed a three-book deal with HarperCollins to write a series of young adult books called L.A. Candy.  The series will be about a girl who moves to L.A. and becomes the star of a reality TV show.  The first book will be released next summer.

In other Hills news, Mattel is making Barbie and Ken dolls of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, you know, because these two just aren’t plastic enough.  The DSS should probably haul off any parent who actually buys these things for their kid.

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OMG Joel, we all love Spencer Pratt too!

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OMG ewww. Watch it here.

Good luck though, her server sucks and might be down. If you’re unlucky enough to be able to load that page, you’ll notice Heidi’s new horrible website. It looks like she enlisted Spencer to create that too.

Update: Heidi and Spencer obviously underestimated the number of people who wanted to make fun of the new music video, and probably paid for the $4.99/month shared server from godaddy. For those of you who simply cannot wait to get your hurl on, a poorly encoded YouTube version is after the jump.

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But we watch it anyways.

As always, Heidi and Spencer are like the plague. They show up, and everyone leaves (cause everyone’s afraid they might catch it and die), and Lo is the devil incarnate. Props to the editors though, for choosing the best possessed Lo shot ever.

Watch the full episode here.

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InTouch Weekly is reporting the Hills’ stars’ salaries.

Lauren Conrad: $75,000 per episode
Heidi Montag: $65,000 per episode
Spencer Pratt: $65,000 per episode
Audrina Patridge: $35,000 per episode
Whitney Port: $20,000 per episode
Brody Jenner: $10,000 per episode
Lauren “Lo” Bosworth: $10,000 per episode
Stephanie Pratt: $8,000 per episode

All for getting into fights and pretending to work their “real jobs” for the show.

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When Heidi and Spencer stopped by Ryan Seacrest’s morning show yesterday to promote the new season of The Hills, they revealed an interesting fact.

The pair claim that they’re virgins. Spencer says “we don’t sin over here”. They say they even put pillows in between them in bed to avoid temptation.

The thought of these two having sex is truthfully pretty hurl-worthy, so luckily the hurling can be saved for better material. Don’t rejoice yet though. Heidi also mentioned that her religiousness is causing her to want to put out a Christian album. This means more bad music from Heidi, and more possible bad videos from Spencer. UGH…

The weird thing about this whole story is that in season two of The Hills, you might recall a certain annoying couple going through a pregnancy scare.

This leads me to two possible conclusions. Either the two of them really need a lesson on where babies come from, or they thought they had an immaculate conception. My guess is that the second theory is pretty plausible.

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The Hills season 4 premiere was last night.  As always, the acting was bad, Heidi and Spencer were annoying, and Lo was an F-ing bitch.  Nothing new.  Watch the full episode here.

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Heidi’s new single, Overdosin’. Ewwwww.

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Man, Heidi’s just such an easy target…

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Brace yourselves, Heidi’s hideous clothing line, Heidiwood is going for round two.  Yeah, they really let her make more clothes for some unknown reason.

The new set of trashy stripperwear will be sold at Kitson stores, which recently dropped Lauren Conrad’s line, even though Lauren’s designs looked way better.

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