According to court documents, Hugh Hefner’s divorce from his wife Kimberly Hefner will be finalized on March 11.

The couple have reportedly already finished dividing up their assets.

These two separated in 1998, but Hugh didn’t file for divorce until Kim sued him last year when he sold the home that she was living in and refused to give her any of the profits. Hugh insisted at the time that he had paid Kim almost $12 million over the last decade. The couple originally married in 1989 and have two sons together.

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A class action lawsuit was recently filed against Hugh Hefner by a Playboy shareholder, who accused Hugh of refusing to sell the now-failing Playboy company for a decent price when he had the chance.

According to the suit, Hugh had two opportunities to sell Playboy over the past six months, but he sabotaged both deals in order to avoid having to give up his own lavish lifestyle, reality TV show, and plethora of beautiful women.

The lawsuit noted that the Playboy stock sold for $36 per share in 1999, but sells for only $3.14 today. The plaintiffs are now seeking unspecified damages.

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Hugh Hefner told E! News yesterday that his twin girlfriends, Kristina and Karissa Shannon would be moving out of the Playboy mansion soon to focus on working for him to promote his company. He said,

They’ve been hanging out with a lot of the other Playmates and they see these girls traveling across the country to do promotion. They would like to be doing that, too.

The twins will be moving into the neighboring Playmate House, but will still remain friends with Hugh.

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If madam, Michelle Braun is to be believed, until recently, Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends weren’t just using the old man as their sugar daddy; most of them may have been doing a little work of their own on the side.

Michelle, who used to run the high-class escort agency Nici’s Girls, is currently writing a tell-all book where she claims that she spent years whoring out the Playboy girls for as much as $10,000 per night. Some of her clients supposedly included two kings, several famous athletes, and a well-known TV personality. Michelle claims that at one point, as many as eight women living in the mansion were working as call girls.

Michelle was arrested and charged for money laundering after she was caught operating her call girl business online under the cover of a travel and security business. She pleaded guilty earlier this year, and was sentenced to three years probation. Her new book is expected to be ready for publish around the new year.

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After nine years together, two kids, and ten years of separation, Hugh Hefner finally filed for divorce from his wife Kimberly Conrad last Friday.

According to TMZ, Hugh filed his papers in L.A. County Superior Court after Kimberly got bitter and sued him for kicking her out of the home next door to the Playboy mansion. Kimberly had been living in the home with their two sons since their separation in 1998. Hugh sold the house after both boys grew up and moved out, so now Kimberly wants $5 million, and Hugh wants an official divorce.

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We knew it, Kendra Wilkinson was just as annoyingly cute as ever at her million-dollar Playboy mansion wedding to Hank Baskett over the weekend.

Cameras captured the big moment for Kendra’s new TV series on E!.

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Kendra Wilkinson’s rep has confirmed that the Girl Next Door star and NFL player Hank Baskett were married today at the Playboy Mansion in L.A.

Bridget Marquardt, Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner were all present at the event, along with around 500 other guests. Kendra, who wore over $100,000 worth of Michael Barin jewelry to the big day, was walked down the isle by her brother Colin.

Kendra and Hank got engaged last November, and their first baby is due later this year on Christmas day.

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Reliable sources have reportedly just revealed that Hugh Hefner’s former girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson is pregnant. The baby-daddy is probably her current fiance, Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver, Hank Baskett.

Kendra and Hank will be getting married at the Playboy Mansion later this summer.

Update: Kendra has personally confirmed the news, telling E!,

Hank and I are thrilled to announce that we are expecting our first child together. We are touched by the outpouring of support by our family, friends and fans.

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Cops added a little bit of excitement into Hugh Hefner’s day yesterday when they pulled up to the Playboy Mansion during his weekly relaxing backgammon game with his son Marston.

Police apparently received a call from someone who reported hearing shots fired in the area.

Hugh denied hearing anything of the sort. His son confirmed that no gunshots were heard.

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First went the veggie sex, now the Playboy party is also reportedly out.  Hugh Hefner, hard hit by the economy, has decided to cancel his ninth annual Playboy Super Bowl party, the last remaining semblance of sex during the big day.

This move will unfortunately force millions of Americans to settle for beer and football on Sunday.  ‘What about those sexy chicken wings?’, you ask.  Yeah, those are out of the question too.  We hear there’s a shortage this year.

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Hugh Hefner’s former girlfriends have been doing a lot of talking lately. The latest blabber comes from Kendra Wilkinson, who recently dished to Us Weekly about some interesting Hef secrets.

Kendra tells Us that even though she was Hef’s “girlfriend”, she really only saw the geezer in passing, and was never alone with him on dates. She also says that they were “intimate”, but never mentions that they ever had sex. She even says that Hef’s other two gfs, Bridget and Holly were both “faithful” to him, but that she couldn’t be because she just needed a good fuck once in a while, which Hef couldn’t provide.

Kendra also says that Hugh would keep tabs on her, making his staff clock her in and out times at the mansion, but in return, she got an allowance of $1,000 per week from Hef, making him a pretty awesome “sugar daddy”.

So let me get this straight, you don’t have sex with the old dude (because he can’t), you don’t even have to spend time alone with him, he wants to know where you are at all times, but obviously doesn’t do a great job at it since even Hahhahahahahah-Olive-Garden-Kendra was able to sneak off for sex on occasion, and for all this, you get $1,000 per week, free food, and a free place to crash? Application, please.

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US Magazine just printed this hurliciously long interview where Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson interview each other about food, food, more food, trapeze, working out, food, food, and…. food.

If you really want to read, it, you can after the jump.  See comic above for a summary.

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Yesterday, Britney Spears released her digital Christmas card with a picture of her with her boys.  Today, we have Hef, who decided to pose for his card with his girls, Karissa and Kristina Shannon. Nice body paint. Classy.

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Criss Angel recently spoke with US Magazine about how cool it is to not have money.  Criss says,

You know, what Holly and I have is really something that money can’t buy. She is enough for me.

He adds that all he wants for Christmas is happiness, health, and love.  He says,

Those are the three things that you can’t buy and the three things, in my opinion, that are the most important in life.

Now that we know that Criss is happy being poor, the real question is, how long will his talentless broke ass make Holly happier than a rich, horney, ready-to-kick-the-bucket dude’s cash?

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Kendra Wilkinson, who will be marrying Hank Baskett at the Playboy Mansion in June will be given away by her last boyfriend (daddy) Hugh Hefner. Hank says,

Hef is like a father to her so he’s going to be the one to give her away. That’s why I wanted his blessings and her mom’s blessing.

Now that’s just weird, and I don’t think that can even be remotely considered hot, unless you’re into the fake teeth and old man smell or something…

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