Jessica Alba has reportedly donated more than $500 to the United Way to replace their Oklahoma City billboard that she stuck a giant shark poster on last week.
The rep is refusing to confirm the exact amount, stating that Jessica has requested that the figure remain under wraps.
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Oklahoma City officials are letting Jessica Alba off the hook for her role in plastering their property with giant posters of vicious sharks.
Apparently, no one felt like going through the trouble of filing criminal charges, so Jessica will be walking free. She has already apologized for the incident, and has offered to reimburse the United Way for their permanently sharked billboard. Jessica has also decided that she will never have anything to do with the crazy shark people again.
Authorities are currently investigating Jessica Alba for plastering all of downtown Oklahoma City with giant pictures of scary looking sharks.
Jessica, who was in Oklahoma City to shoot her latest film, left her kid with a nanny and took a little break one night last week to paint the town shark with giant posters, which she glued up on electrical boxes, bridges, and even a United Way billboard. Bonehead even allowed someone to take pictures of the incriminating act, and post the photos on the internet. Apparently this was all part of a campaign to bring awareness to the cause of saving the endangered Great White shark.
Unfortunately, the glue that Jessica used to stick the images to the walls wasn’t the removable kind, prompting city authorities to open a criminal investigation against the actress.
Jessica’s rep has already gone into full damage control mode and called the United Way to offer to replace their defaced billboard. No word yet on whether or not Jessica will be replacing the electrical boxes and bridges as well.
Update: Jessica has just released the following statement regarding the incident:
I got involved in something I should have had no part of. I realize that I should have used better judgment and I regret not thinking things through before I made a spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign. I sincerely apologize to the citizens of Oklahoma City and to the United Way for my involvement in this incident.
Yale alum, Cash Warren recently decided to show off his newest cool toy by dragging Jessica Alba to the university for a visit and meet and greet with Yale’s Wolf’s Head secret society. Some crazy person leaked these provocative top secret photos of the event.
Loading ...Jessica Alba got pulled over for driving the wrong way down a one way street last Friday, but even more fun and exciting were the paparazzi fighting with each other over the shot.
TMZ and Bill O’Reilly both apparently underestimated the geniousness that is Jessica Alba when, in separate statements, both sources slammed Jessica’s mad world history skillz.
The fiasco started when Jessica Alba asked a reporter about his thoughts on Barack Obama, and when the reporter refused to give his stance, Jessica got all smart and told him to “be neutral - be Sweden about it”. TMZ called her a “ditz” and “arrogant buffoon”, since Switzerland, not Sweden, was probably the neutral country that she was referring to. Bill O’Reilly jumped in on the bashfest by calling Jessica “misguided” for the mistake.
Jessica, talented Wikipedia searcher that she is, decided late the other night to find a way to prove that she could possibly somehow be right, and scored big when she discovered that Sweden was a neutral country during WWII. Ding! She promptly took to her blog to inform the world of her surprising find. Jessica wrote,
Last week, Mr. Bill O’Reilly and some really classy sites (i.e.TMZ) insinuated I was dumb by claiming Sweden was a neutral country. I appreciate the fact that he is a news anchor and that gossip sites are inundated with intelligent reporting, but seriously people…it’s so sad to me that you think the only neutral country during WWII was Switzerland. Check out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden_during_World_War_II if you want to see what I was referring to. I appreciate the name calling and the accurate reporting. Keep it up!!
History fact of the day: Though Sweden was a neutral country during WWII, it no longer is today. Switzerland, however, currently is now.
Additional Info: Though we here at /Gossip refuse to believe that Jessica Alba has a brain, we also refuse to believe that wrinkly-face asshole Bill O’Reilly has one either. Neither of them should feel too bad about it though, since I believe that I have actually managed to misplace mine. If you see it, you know where to find me (on Wikipedia, trying to prove myself right).
…They had to ’shop the crap out of her ugly-ass.
The Daily Mail got hold of some original pictures from Campari’s new calendar featuring Jessica looking smokin’ hot, and turns out in real life, she looks sort of like a demented lemur on crack.
Jessica Alba poses for Campari’s 2009 Sexy Calendar. Only 9,999 copies of this calendar will be printed, so if you wanna stare at Jessica’s MILFy ass for a whole year, you’d better act fast.
Or you can just do it the ghetto way, and print the pictures out from your crappy ink jet.
Get all 12 months of photos after the jump. Continue Reading…
It’s normal to think that right?
This time, she’s playing Hannibal Lecter for the Declare Yourself Campaign, trying to convince people to vote. This one’s so much hotter than her last bondage ad.
I’m not the only one who’s had Hannibal sex right?… Right?
I know we’ve all been waiting to see this. Jessica Alba gets tied up for the Declare Yourself ad campaign to try to encourage young people to register to vote. She says,
I really don’t see the point in not registering to vote. We sign up for MySpace pages and Facebook pages, and download music off the internet. The least people can do is register to vote online, actually making a difference in their world, not just making their lives a little bit cooler. It makes more sense to spend your time making a change in society—and it actually doesn’t take that much time! It takes more time to make a music playlist than it does to register to vote.
Any excuse to see Jessica Alba incapacitated is fine by me.
Ok Magazine published the first pics of Jessica Alba and Cash Warren’s baby, Honor Marie in their latest issue today. Ugly or Cute?
