In case you missed The View yesterday, Jessica Simpson revealed that if she doesn’t find a proper baby daddy by the age of 40, she’ll be popping them out with her gay best friend, Ken Paves. She said,

I can’t wait to have kids. I want to have kids. If I don’t have kids by the time I’m 40, my best friend Ken Paves and I are going to have children!

Ken added, “I’m trying to convince her to go before I turn 40!”

Jessica, who is currently starring in the VH1 show, The Price of Beauty, is also working on a new denim line which will feature her signature sexy mom jeans.

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Jessica Simpson opened up about her hygiene habits on iheartradio yesterday.

Find out what clever alternative she uses to keep her pearly whites sparkly clean, above.

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Here’s a preview of Jessica Simpson’s upcoming Oprah interview, where she cries about everything from evil John Mayer’s big mouth to how her fat pants really weren’t that fat. Show airs on Wednesday.

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Jessica Simpson reportedly got herself in the middle of a bar fight during a date in Hollywood the other day, when she started dirty dancing in the VIP section, and caught the eye of some fratboys passing by.

One of the boys reportedly tried to grab her, which pissed off her supposed date. The two got into an expletive-filled fight inside the VIP section. Security was eventually called in to break the pair up. After the incident, Jessica reportedly went back to dancing and flirting with her date.

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Nine months after her dog John Mayer ran away, and Jessica Simpson revealed that she was finally ready to find a replacement companion.

She twatted yesterday, “I’m thinking about getting a pet pig. Does this mean I’ll have to give up pork?”

Jessica also lost another dog named Daisy five months ago, when he was eaten by a coyote.

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Joe Simpson reportedly called John Mayer on the phone over the weekend, to yell at him for calling his daughter Jessica “sexual napalm” in his recent Playboy interview.

According to a source,

The conversation was pretty one-sided. Joe told John that he best not even think of uttering Jessica’s name again. Joe told John to stay away from his family and man-up and apologize for his comments.

John supposedly sent Jessica an email after the friendly phone conversation with dad, apologizing for talking about her in his interview.

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Jessica Simpson showed off her latest Hannibal Lecter-inspired beauty treatment on her twitter over the weekend.

The “upper and lower zone radiant mask” was placed on Jessica’s face for her VH1 show, The Price of Beauty.

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Jessica Simpson and her mom have just signed on to design a collection of watches with Pascal Mouawad. The watches will be an extension of Jessica’s current fashion line. She released a statement about the new venture today, saying,

Creating and inspiring the collection is very near to my heart - my mom and I work on this collectively and it is a passion for both of us.

Collecting watches, both vintage and new, has been a hobby of mine for some time, so adding watches to the collection was a natural extension.

According to Jessica, the watches will be fashionable and affordable to the general public.

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John Mayer recently sat down with Playboy magazine to talk a lot about this and that, and to spill some dirty sex secrets about Jessica Simpson (who famously waited until marriage before doing it her first time). John said,

That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.

There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, “I want to quit my life and just f—in’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f— you, I would start selling all my s— just to keep f—ing you.

John also spoke with the mag about panic attacks, acne, Jennifer Aniston, and his wonderful relationship with his hand. Article here.

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Jessica Simpson reportedly let out a loud fart during a business meeting for her new denim line just a few days ago.

According to sources, a business executive was giving a presentation to five people in the room, including Jessica and her mother Tina, when Jessica cut the cheese. Tina yelled at “Jessica!”. Everyone else tried to pretend they didn’t hear it.

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Jessica Simpson is working with shoe charity Soles4Souls to collect at least 50,000 pairs of shoes for earthquake victims in Haiti.

According to the organization’s website, just $5 will provide two pairs of shoes for people in need. You can learn more about the program and make a donation here.

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Jessica Simpson replaced her dead dog Daisy with a pup named Sammy the other day.

According to her, Sammy won’t be a permanent fixture in her bedroom. He was borrowed from friends, and returned shortly after.

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One of Jessica Simpson’s friends is now speaking out about the supposed relationship between Jessica and Billy Corgan - and apparently, the couple are just making music, and not much else. According to the source, Jessica has a really big crush on Billy, but he’s determined to keep his focus on his music and away from the spotlight. The source said,

Jessica loved spending so much time in and out of the studio with Billy. She’s in awe of his musical prowess, and it adds to her feelings for him, but they are not dating.

Dating Jessica publicly can be intense. Billy maintains a quiet, private music-focused life and the taste of publicity he got while being with Jessica was an eye opener. Billy likes Jessica, but he will work to keep their relationship as it is and focus on the music. They are not getting serious, but Jessica has had so much fun with him.

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Jessica Simpson and her new boyfriend, Smashing Pumpkins’ Billy Corgan are reportedly working on some music together - this according to Jessica’s personal Twitter account.

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Jessica Simpson took a trip to Whoville, where she demonstrated her talent for eating hair on her Twitter yesterday, by taking in a mouthful of her sister Ashlee’s greasy locks.

Don’t ask why, it’s Friday.

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