According to student eyewitnesses, Nick Jonas, who graduated from his home school high school last month, was spotted touring Northwestern University in Illinois yesterday afternoon.
If he chooses to go to college, he’ll be the first Jonas Brother to hedge his bets on something other than his music career.
Kevin Jonas is apparently going to be trading in that promise ring for a wedding ring and some hot sex very soon.
People Magazine has just reported that the oldest Jonai popped up at his girlfriend Danielle Deleasa’s house in Jersey this morning, and proposed with a custom Jacob & Co. diamond ring. Kevin told People,
She said yes, yes, yes like 500 times super fast in a row. It still feels like a dream.
The couple met in 2002 while vacationing with their families in the Bahamas. Kevin began courting Danielle after spotting her walking on the beach. Danielle claims she had never heard of the Jonas Brothers prior to meeting Kevin.
Kevin’s family released the following statement regarding the engagement:
Our hearts are filled with joy today and we are happy to share with you that our son Kevin has asked Danielle for her hand in marriage. Her answer was yes, and it is such a blessing that she will be joining our family.
Kevin and Danielle have not yet set a date. Family is very dear to us, and we hope we have raised Kevin to be a wonderful man and husband. Please join us in our family’s celebration and in congratulating Kevin and Danielle. Thank you for all of your support.
Joe Jonas confirmed that his brother Nick was once again dating the very famous Miley Cyrus on Larry King last night (1:45 mark).
The pair, who first began seeing each other when they were 12, have been spotted out together again in recent months.
Joe Jonas recently donned a skin-tight suit and heels to prance around flamboyantly for the fans.
We don’t know what’s worse, this or Miley Cyrus’ little sister dressed in a swimsuit on red bull and sugar…
It seems Joe Jonas didn’t learn anything from Miley Cyrus’ Asian mocking photo. The snap above, leaked by the Huffington Post, shows Middle Jonas exposing his edgy side. You gotta give him credit though, he’s still doing the role model thing by keeping his purity ring in plain sight.
The Jonas Brothers recently took some time out to brag about their superior facial recognition abilities. Apparently, even though they have millions of fans for whatever reason, they claim to remember a lot of the people that they meet while on tour.
The brothers say that they enjoy surprising fans by recalling their names when they see them again. Perhaps Britney Spears isn’t the only robot teen pop sensation out there.
Britney Spears fired her assistant Felicia Culotta when she went a tad mental back in 2007, so Felicia moved on and got a job working for the Jonas Brothers. Now that Brit’s back in the real people world, she’s asked Felicia to come and work for her again, and Felicia has reportedly accepted the offer. Felicia released a statement saying,
Britney has always held a special place in my heart, and over the course of the last year I have seen her work harder than she ever has in her entire life.
Sadly, I am really going to miss the Jonas boys, but I felt I had to be a part of this exciting time in Britney’s career. I love Britney and missed her dearly.
Good luck with that. I’m pretty sure managing 1 Britney is about 128 times more work than managing 3 JoBros.
We here at /Gossip think awards shows are like sloths on sleeping pills, but we just can’t ignore a big even like the Golden Globes, so here’s /Gossip’s account of what sucked at the event last night.
1. J-Lo and Marc Anthony both showed up without their wedding rings just to get the mouths flapping. What really got us talking though, were J-Lo’s huge butt and fat folds falling out her dress, which made many an audience member hurl out their popcorn.
2. The Jonas Brothers showed up looking fugly as normal. The trio, who reportedly have a stylist, would look like _____ if they had to style themselves.
3. Cameron Diaz appeared in a dress that looked like 10,000 bottles of Pepto-Bismol accidentally threw up on her.
4. Anne Hathaway looked like a blue tree ghost who swallowed the mid-section of Cookie Monster for breakfast.
5. Kate Winslet sounded like she was getting massively stethoscoped, taking at least 200 deep breaths during her acceptance speech.
6. Sacha Baron Cohen went on just a little too long about fat Kenneth Davitian’s anus and testicles. He also got booed while presenting the award for Best Comedy after making a joke about Madonna firing her “personal assistant” Guy Ritchie because of the recession.
7. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie moved their make out session from the Critics Choice Awards to the Golden Globes. Again, they didn’t win anything, but they did use the event to try to conceive another baby.
8. Colin Farrell accepted his award while obsessively scratching his head. Got fleas?
Ok done. On to other news.
Shoot my bleeding ears! At least the little girls like them.
Whoever makes People Magazine’s sexy list needs to lose his or her job. Kevin Jonas made the Sexiest People Alive list this year, much to the dismay of himself, his family, and well, just about the whole world.
I guess I can see the sexiness in Kevin’s eyebrows. What do you find sexy about Kevin?
According to Variety, Nick, Joe, Kevin, and and little brother Frankie have all signed on to star in the big screen adaptation of Walter the Farting Dog.
The movie will be based on the popular kids’ book by the same name. The Jonas Brothers will be playing a set of siblings who get stuck caring for their dead aunt’s farting dog. How is a book about a dead person’s farting dog a best-seller? Not sure.
Sounds like the movie’s gonna suck stink.
The Jonas Brothers premiered their new video for their single, Love Bug on the Disney Channel the other day.
This 1940s period song was inspired by The Notebook, which starred Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling.
And… *puts the bitchiness hat aside…. It’s actually kind of cute.
Russell Brand made fun of the Jonas Brothers for wearing purity rings at last night’s VMAs. Paris Hilton has just responded to said joke. Paris says,
I don’t pick on them. That’s something cool for a kid to keep, so don’t pick on them for that. I think that they’re all really good kids and that they’re definitely our next generation of kids and they’re all really good so I think that’s awesome.
I agree. It’s really good to be good, and it’s cool that they’re good, so that’s totally awesome and I’m glad that they’re awesome….
This video did not need to be 4 minutes long. You’ll get the idea after about 45 seconds.
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