Rumor has it that Miley Cyrus has found a man even older than Justin Gaston to hook up with. The Hannah Montana star, who broke up with her 20-year-old boyfriend Justin earlier this week, has reportedly been plotting to hook up with 22-year-old Steve Rushton, some dude with a really bad 80’s haircut that played guitar in Miley’s Hannah Montana movie band.

Apparently, Steve is from the UK, but he just recently moved to the US after signing a record deal with Disney with his band Son of Dork.  According to a source,

They have been spending hours instant messaging each other. She is still young but she is smitten with him. They are very much in love.

The source adds that Justin is jealous of Steve because of Steve’s close relationship with Miley’s dad Billy Ray (maybe because Steve’s actually dating dad?)

We’ve drawn a picture of the dude (above). Yes, his hair really does look like that. You can check out a real photo of Steve here. No, we don’t believe a thing about this story, but we just had to publish it to show you that Kate Gosselin-worthy hair.

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Miley Cyrus reportedly broke things off with her 20-year-old underwear model boyfriend Justin Gaston last Sunday, according to sources. Miley’s grueling work schedule was said to be the reason for their split.

The Hannah Montana actress had been spotted out and about with her ex Nick Jonas in recent months, and though both have claimed to have had nothing more than a professional relationship, sources say that Justin had been jealous of situation for some time.

Last Sunday Justin wrote on his Twitter, “Haven’t been this miserable in a looong time.. I thought highschool was over.” He’s been Tweeting about bibles and crying his eyes out ever since.

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Justin Gaston milked out what hopefully will be the last of his 15 minutes of fame in this month’s issue of Details magazine.

In it, Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend spilled all about his paparazzi nightmares and his disgusting love of attention, and in case you were interested for some peculiar reason, Justin also let the world in on the bible tattoo that he has inked on his ass.

You can read the full interview here, if it interests you.

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You may have noticed a few stories that seemed a bit far fetched today. Did you really believe Jon and Kate would have one more kid after all those cheating rumors? And no, epic slut Ashley Dupre isn’t really joining a convent. Miley Cyrus may have had sex with Justin Gaston, but definitely not the married kind, and sadly, we have no evidence that a Hayden Panettiere sex tape exists.  The Chris Hanson child porn? That might be true, though we don’t really have any proof of that either, as he wasn’t actually arrested for it.

If you believed any of our April Fools stories today, we present you with the word gullible, which we’ve kindly spray painted on your ceiling.

Happy April Fools, please pass on a prank from us!

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According to sources, 16-year-old Miley Cyrus tied the knot with her 20-year-old boyfriend, Justin Gaston early this morning.

The pair were spotted at a courthouse in LA with Miley’s father, Billy Ray, who legally needed to give his consent to marry off his underage daughter.

Miley wore ripped jeans, blue cowboy boots, and a pink tube top to the wedding, and Justin was seen in a plain white v-neck Fruit of the Loom T.

APRIL FOOLS!

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Miley Cyrus was spotted parking in a handicapped spot while out getting milkshakes with Justin Gaston. Miley’s handicap is _________

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Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend Justin Gaston keeps it classy with these photos for V Man Magazine.

Miley is present during the interview, and even chimes in with a bible phrase about fearing god.  The pair claim that the only sexy thing they do together is go to church.

I hear Miley’s dad Billy Ray is a huge fan of these snaps.

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Miley Cyrus wears one of Justin Gaston’s scrubby white V neck t shirts while Justin and Miley’s friend Mandy Jiroux, who btw are both in their 20s, act 12 with Miley. If you watch far enough into the video (about halfway), you’ll see Justin sing a song about being a pedobear. It’s awesome.

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Uvula girl apparently didn’t learn her lesson last time her slutty pix ended up all over the web.  Someone now claims they found these photos of Miley having a threesome or something like that with her 20-year-old bf Justin Gaston and some other unidentified dude on her Facebook account.

Miley looks surprised in the photo above because she just got __________ in her butt.

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These nice pix of the boy are making their way around the internets.  Two more after the jump.

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Miley Cyrus acting like an annoying 15-year-old who’s a little too excited about having an older boyfriend.

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Page Six is reporting that Miley Cyrus made an appearance at Christian Audigier’s fashion show to watch her 20-year-old BF walk the runway, and her behavior at the event wasn’t exactly PG.

Witnesses reported that Justin and Miley were “all over each other backstage.”  They also said that on the runway, every time Justin walked, he would wink and blow kisses at Miley.  In turn, Miley “licked her lips seductively as he passed her.”

A source also claims that they heard Miley talking about skipping the after-party and sleeping over Justin’s house that night to “have a party of their own.” Promise ring smomise ring, that shiz is bullshit.

Cyrus’ rep says that Miley’s mom dragged her home with her that night instead.

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Billy Ray Cyrus has given 15-year-old Miley’s new 20-year-old underwear model BF Justin Gaston the nod. Justin was a former contestant on Billy Ray’s show, Nashville Star. He tells Access Hollywood,

He actually reminds me a lot of myself when I was 20-years-old and I was living and searching for the dream.

He’s got a great heart and soul, and a lot of determination. I think that’s the true measure of a man, is when you measure his heart.

Purity rings FTW!

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15-year-old Miley’s been spotted getting cozy with the 20-year-old dude pictured here (though he had more clothes on when the two were hanging with Miley’s family).

Apparently his name is Justin Gaston, and he’s a former underwear model, as evident above, and also a former contestant on the Billy Ray Cyrus-hosted show, Nashville Star.

This one just looks so wholesome, don’t you think?

Images courtesy of internationaljock.com, which btw, has some really interesting underwear styles that I did not know existed, for example, the Anatomical Pouch…

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