Michael Lohan reportedly abandoned a cute fluffy white dog at the vet recently, after the dog allegedly tore up his girlfriend Kate Major’s house.

The dog named Abbey was originally adopted from the Last Chance Animal Rescue Fund as a gift for Kate. Michael reportedly called the shelter after the dog made a mess at the home, and then took it in to the vet for heart worm treatment. According to the vet, Michael never came to pick the dog back up. After a 10-day waiting period, the vet returned Abbey to the shelter. Abbey has now been adopted by another family.

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Rumor has it that Michael Lohan is now hooking up with Jon Gosselin’s sloppy second, Kate Major.

The couple were spotted sharing a hotel room while in NYC for Jon’s TLC court hearing. They then supposedly went on to spend the holidays together with Kate’s family in Chicago.

Finally, the couple were seen in a tattoo shop the other day, getting matching tattoos for the new year. Michael admitted to the duel tattoos, but insisted, “it was not a big deal”.

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Jon Gosselin, who’s currently facing a massive lawsuit from TLC, might be looking at even more trouble from his former hook-up, Kate Major.

As you may recall, back when times were good between Jon and Kate II, Jon convinced Kate to quit her job with Star Magazine by promising to hire her to work for him (to do what, we do not know).

According to Michael Lohan, Jon actually signed a handwritten note stating his intentions to hire Kate. He then backed out on the plan a few days later, and decided to go back to Hailey Glassman. Michael is now claiming that the note, though handwritten, was actually legally binding, which means Jon could be looking at a lawsuit from Kate in the near future.

Even if she doesn’t plan to sue, having Kate and Micheal pissed at him is probably not a good thing, since both of them have been called in to testify against Jon in his TLC trial, which is set to begin on December 14.

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Jon Gosselin royally screwed over Kate Major after he convinced her to quit her job at Star Magazine to be with him, only to leave her a few days later to be with his true love Hailey Glassman.  Now, pissed off Kate Major is fighting back by either making stuff up or spilling the beans about her relationship with the father of eight.

She took up Star rival Life & Style’s offer this week to give a tell-all interview about douchebag Jon. Here are some evil tidbits:

Their first secret sex encounter happened at a seedy NJ hotel (and yes, Kate paid):

Jon never wanted to use his credit card — he was worried that he’d get caught or spotted. On July 20, we went to a hotel in New Jersey. I paid for the room, and he snuck up a back way. That was the first time we slept together. He said he was falling in love with me. He said, ‘I thought Hailey was perfect until I met you.’

It’s all cool though. Jon paid Kate back for the hotel by taking her out for some greasy fast food (mmmmm). He also waited for his kids to fall asleep a few days later and hosted another sex session at his own home:

Jon said he couldn’t be seen having a girlfriend, so he told me to drive to a neighbor’s house after midnight, when the kids were asleep. He said he’d pick me up on his four-wheeler, take me to his house and drop me off again at 6 a.m. I was shocked and said, ‘No, I don’t feel right doing that. What if the kids wake up?’ He was like, ‘They’re not going to notice, they’re not going to see anything.’ He wasn’t nervous about it —I was. Looking back, it was all pretty much sexual. That’s what he had in mind.

Finally, Kate told the mag that Jon suddenly broke things off with her a few days after their first hook-up with a text message that simply read: “Do not contact me again”. According to Life & Style, “He used me for sex and dumped me by text”.

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Jon Gosselin reportedly told friends yesterday that he was surprised that former Star Magazine reporter Kate Major was making up love stories about them to the tabloids, but for whatever reason, he’s still spending time with the woman.

The deadbeat dad of eight is supposedly still cooped up in Michael Lohan’s Southampton home with New Kate as we speak. A source told Radar Online earlier today that the pair had been hiding out there for the better part of this week to avoid the hounding media.

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Radar Online has just reported that Jon Gosselin got totally effed over by Kate Major. Apparently Kate tricked him into hanging out in the Hamptons where she proceeded to flirt with him in front of scores of witnesses. She then blabbed about her love for the soon-to-be divorced father of eight to her own tabloid Star Magazine.

New Kate went so far as to get Michael Lohan involved in the whole thing by telling him that Jon needed a place to stay to get away from the media. After Michael offered his place in the Hamptons, Kate went on to invite Jon on the trip. Jon most likely took Kate up on the offer for business purposes.  He told friends that he and New Kate never slept together or had any sort of a romantic relationship.

We’re still not sure however, why exactly New Kate went so far as to quit her job at Star, but no matter, it looks like Jon and cokehead are probably still on.

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People Magazine assaulted Hailey Glassman today with news that Jon Gosselin had moved on from cokeheads to ex-tabloid writers.  Apparently Hailey who doesn’t read Star Magazine, had no idea that Jon had spent the past three days shacked up in the Hamptons with their reporter Kate Major.  After People broke word to her of Jon’s infidelity, Hailey told them in between heaving sobs,

That’s news to me….I still love Jon and Jon loves me.

We’re pretty sure he does not.

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The best thing about dating Jon Gosselin? He earns so much money from his kids that you’ll never have to work again. Kate Major took advantage of the perk today when she reportedly resigned from her position as Senior Reporter for Star Magazine.

The mag confirmed Kate’s departure, saying that she cited “conflict of interest between her reporting duties for the magazine and her relationship with Jon Gosselin” as her reason for leaving.

What Kate evidently didn’t count on was the fact that Jon the playa would probably move on from her in a couple of weeks, leaving her broke, alone, and unemployed.

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Hold on to your head.  It might not survive the insanity that is the story you’re about to read. So Star Magazine writer Kate Major confirmed her feelings for Jon Gosselin yesterday - just days after the couple were spotted having dinner together in NYC. New Kate told her own mag,

I didn’t mean it to happen, it just did. I went to do a story on Jon and ended up falling for him.

New Kate ratted herself out last night by telling Star that she and Jon went out on a double date with Michael Lohan and his mistress Real Housewives star, Jill Zarin (Michael is currently engaged to Erin Mueller). Jill’s husband, the mayor of Southampton, and his wife also tagged along for the party.

If your head is still in once piece at this point, you’re lucky. New Kate also told Star that she and Jon had been shacked up together in Southampton ever since Jon got back from Harriman State Park with his bisexual cokehead girlfriend Hailey Glassman on Monday.  Apparently Jon and New Kate just “needed to get away”… from Jon’s two other girlfriends, crazy ball-chopper wife, oh yeah, and eight kids? 

By the way, Hailey told In Touch Magazine yesterday that she’s looking forward to helping Jon raise the spawn. At least someone will be supervising their road to crackdealership.

Update: Here are a few quotes about Jon and New Kate from those present at the dinner:

Michael Lohan:

They’re friends and they had to get away. Kate actually went to Pennsylvania to do an interview with Jon. I guess they became friends. And then he had to get out, and she had to get out. So they ran together.

He talks about them [the kids - remember them?]. He’s on the phone with them all the time. But unfortunately, as I well know, being a father in a divorce, it’s really hard on the kids. And you just want to be with them all the time. But sometimes our exes don’t make it that easy.

Jill Zarin:

He didn’t seem smitten. They weren’t all over each other. But they’re definitely dating. It came up in conversation. She had her hands on him. But she’s young. This is a girl who is going to want to have babies. Does he really want to go out with another young girl and have kids? He seems like a great dad.

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Jon Gosselin was spotted all dressed up and out partying over the weekend with a girl who was not Hailey Glassman - and no, it wasn’t Deanna Hummel either. Sources reported yesterday that the new woman, Kate Major is a senior reporter for Star Magazine.

According to the sources, Jon met the double-chinned reporter in New York City for a “work date”, probably just selling some dirty secrets about his wife doing a little PR to make himself look better.

Update: A Witness at Accademia di Vino - where Jon and tabloid writer Kate had dinner the other night, told US Weekly today that Kate was seen “flirting shamelessly with Jon”. No word whether or not Jon returned the favor.

Earlier on Saturday, ex-wife Kate was seen meeting Jon in NYC with their kids for a TLC photo shoot. He left his eight very upset children promptly after the shoot at 8:30PM.

Jon was also seen over the weekend, moving some boxes and a flat-screen TV into his new apartment in the Upper West Side. The next day, spies saw him eating a hot dog on a rock in Central Park.

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