Kate Winslet and director Sam Mendes are headed for divorce, according to their lawyers. They released a statement today saying,
The split is entirely amicable and is by mutual agreement. Both parties are fully committed to the future joint parenting of their children.
These two have a six-year-old son named Joe together. Kate also has a daughter named Mia from her marriage to director Jim Threapleton.
Kate Winslet has just raked in £25,000 from the UK’s Daily Mail for an offensive article that the publication wrote about her in January.
The article, titled “Should Kate Winslet win an Oscar for the world’s most irritating actress?”, criticized Kate’s weight, and questioned whether or not she actually exercised as much as she claimed. To illustrate the point, the article included some naked photos of Kate from various films. After Kate initially complained about the piece, the newspaper published an apology, and agreed to pay her damages. Kate released a statement responding to the settlement, saying,
I am delighted that the Mail have apologized for making false allegations about me.
I was particularly upset to be accused of lying about my exercise regime and felt that I had a responsibility to request an apology in order to demonstrate my commitment to the views that I have always expressed about body issues, including diet and exercise.
I strongly believe that women should be encouraged to accept themselves as they are, so to suggest that I was lying was an unacceptable accusation of hypocrisy.
Snap a mental picture of Kate Winslet’s ass and hang onto it because you likely won’t be seeing any more of that fat booty anytime soon. Kate has announced that she will no longer be getting naked for the camera, citing two reasons for her sudden change of heart. Kate tells Time magazine,
I think I won’t do it again: a) I can’t keep getting away with it, and b) I don’t want to become ‘that actress who always gets her kit off.
Netflix will soon be dubbed the “Kate Winslet Naked Museum”, as the only place you will be able to still see Kate’s boobies in the flesh.
BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS I like boobs too…
We here at /Gossip think awards shows are like sloths on sleeping pills, but we just can’t ignore a big even like the Golden Globes, so here’s /Gossip’s account of what sucked at the event last night.
1. J-Lo and Marc Anthony both showed up without their wedding rings just to get the mouths flapping. What really got us talking though, were J-Lo’s huge butt and fat folds falling out her dress, which made many an audience member hurl out their popcorn.
2. The Jonas Brothers showed up looking fugly as normal. The trio, who reportedly have a stylist, would look like _____ if they had to style themselves.
3. Cameron Diaz appeared in a dress that looked like 10,000 bottles of Pepto-Bismol accidentally threw up on her.
4. Anne Hathaway looked like a blue tree ghost who swallowed the mid-section of Cookie Monster for breakfast.
5. Kate Winslet sounded like she was getting massively stethoscoped, taking at least 200 deep breaths during her acceptance speech.
6. Sacha Baron Cohen went on just a little too long about fat Kenneth Davitian’s anus and testicles. He also got booed while presenting the award for Best Comedy after making a joke about Madonna firing her “personal assistant” Guy Ritchie because of the recession.
7. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie moved their make out session from the Critics Choice Awards to the Golden Globes. Again, they didn’t win anything, but they did use the event to try to conceive another baby.
8. Colin Farrell accepted his award while obsessively scratching his head. Got fleas?
Ok done. On to other news.
What is it with you and those lemons, doorknobs and dried leaves? She’s naked for Vanity Fair, you brainless spine.
Magazines are like rock stars. They have some magical way of making chicks’ clothes disappear.
