The charges stemming from Kerry Katona’s assault of her accountant have just been dropped, according to cops.
Kerry was arrested in August for attacking her accountant David McHugh, accusing him of mismanaging her money.
Prosecutors dropped the case after reviewing the evidence, and speaking with eyewitnesses. According to a spokesman, the witness accounts of the incident didn’t add up, so they made the decision to drop the case on lack of evidence.
It seems Kerry Katona’s nose is deteriorating to the point of no return, and this story comes from a very reliable source - her own step sister Pat Ferrier. Pat told the Daily Mail yesterday,
We were in America for our dad’s funeral last year when the hole first started to develop. Kerry was in the bathroom for ages. I’d seen her take the tweezers in and I said, “‘What you doing?” She said, “I’ll be out in a minute.” Then in her hand she’s got this thing that she dragged out of this hole in her nose. It looked like when you get the fat off bacon. I’ve got a strong stomach but that was almost too much.
She told me that rotting black stuff builds up inside and she has to dig it out every few weeks. It was disgusting, but it doesn’t stop her taking drugs.
The hole has got bigger and has penetrated through to the other side. Kerry can put the end of her glasses into it.
She’s shown it to people. And it makes this funny whistling sound when she breathes through her nose. Kerry told me that when she sniffs up she gets it. I heard it. It’s a very low whistle, as if your nose is blocked and you’re just getting some air through.
Kerry’s rep denied seeing a hole in her nose. According to him, it’s “just speculation”.
Kerry Katona was arrested yesterday after she allegedly beat her accountant David McHugh over the head and damaged his office equipment.
The fight supposedly began when Kerry showed up at David’s office to blame him for losing all of her money. After Kerry began assaulting him, one of David’s co-workers called the cops and had her hauled away.
David had previously spent time in prison for deception. No word yet on whether or not he actually had anything to do with Kerry’s situation. Kerry lost several jobs over the past year, and was recently declared bankrupt. She’s reportedly now using some of her ex-husband Brian McFadden’s child support payments to fund her coke habit.
Update: The police have confirmed that Kerry was just released from prison on bail this morning.
Heat Magazine has printed these never-before seen photos of Kerry Katona smoking a cigarette at just 3 years old.
This explains a lot…
Kerry Katona announced her impending divorce to husband, cab driver, Mark Croft yesterday by changing her Facebook profile from married to single.
The Sun is now reporting that the mother of four called her publicist yesterday to let her know the news.
In a possibly related twist, Kerry has taken her eBay charity auction for her fake boob down. No word yet on why the former singer’s upcoming divorce has affected her ability to give.
The Breast Cancer Campaign somehow convinced Kerry Katona to put one of her breast implants up for auction on eBay to raise some cash for the organization, and people are actually interested in buying. The auction, which went up this morning, already has 40 bids, with the current price of £510.
Kerry had her fake boobs removed last year during an operation that was featured on MTV.
If you’re interested in buying this former faux body part, click here to place a bid. No word yet on what Kerry plans to do with her other fake boob. We think she should send it to space.
After going bankrupt and losing several jobs, Kerry Katona is now forced to make husband, Mark Croft go back to work. The former cabbie is now washing cars for 60 bucks a whack. A friend of the couple says,
He’s always been accused of sponging off Kerry, but now he’s going to be doing a different kind of sponging.
This is a real come-down for him. He likes to play the big man driving round in his fancy cars. But now he’s having to get his hands dirty.
He thinks the car valeting business could be a little gold mine. There are a lot of wealthy people in and around Wilmslow all with posh cars. He’ll be charging £30 a time to valet them. He decided that doing this is better than going back to being a cabbie.
Guy apparently thought he was making bank when he married Kerry, but now he’s just stuck with some broke-ass lady with five kids to support.
Kerry Katona, mother of four is losing deals left and right. The former coke addict who recently filed for bankruptcy and lost her job writing for OK Magazine has now just learned that MTV has dropped her new reality show which was set to follow her music comeback in Nashville.
A source at MTV says,
Kerry is in no fit state to make a show. We have to wait and see how she fares in the immediate future. We want to see if she can start taking care of herself.
Kerry recently admitted that she was an alcoholic after appearing on British TV acting like her brain fell out her eyes.
Well at least Kerry’s husband can pay the bills till she gets back on her feet…. oh wait, he’s a cab driver. Welfare?
Kerry Katona admitted the other day that she’s an alcoholic. She said,
Four years ago I was diagnosed as an alcoholic after a stay in the Priory clinic. This is not common knowledge as I’ve never admitted it before. But this is a battle I will face for the rest of my life. I can get through days without a drink but it’s hard.
I never promise myself or my family that I can beat this addiction but I’ll try bloody hard.
I’m sure she’s just saying that to cover up the fact that she’s PFI (pretty fucking insane).
Word is that Kerry Katona, who recently lost her job writing for OK Magazine is now going to Nashville to relaunch her music career as what The Sun is calling “The new Dolly Parton”. Too bad Kerry just got her boobs chopped off.
Kerry Katona, who recently filed for bankruptcy has just lost her job writing for OK Magazine after her drugged up appearance on UK morning TV. Those editors over at OK musta got sick of working so hard to make Kerry sound half comprehensible.
Apparently, the former druggie/mother of four was relying on the cash from the mag deal to pay her bills. Now, she’ reportedly going to have to go to her sugar daddy husband, Mark Croft (the taxi driver) for green.
After Kerry’s disastrous appearance on British TV the other day (above), her publicist Max Clifford has finally spoken out about the incident. Max, who just announced that Kerry’s fired him as her agent, tells The presses,
All I can say is that from knowing Kerry as well as I do, I don’t personally believe she is in a good place at the moment. What people who are around her tell me makes me increasingly worried. People around her are telling me that she is drinking more and more, earlier and earlier’… All I can say is that Mark was happy for Kerry to go on This Morning which says a lot. Mark is at the centre of Kerry’s life and so you can’t overestimate the effect he has on her life. She loves him to bits and therefore he has an impact on everything she does.
Max admits he hasn’t spoken to Kerry since her half-retard appearance on TV because he says that she’s been avoiding him.
BTW, Kerry’s current husband, Mark is a former cab driver and drug dealer.
And… word on the streets says that Kerry’s ex, Brian McFadden is now looking to gain custody of the couple’s two kids. Probably cause he’s afraid they’ll magically turn into little crackwhores under her care.
Kerry Katona, mother of four slurs her way through This Morning.
We have no idea what Zoo Magazine is, but it doesn’t look very clean. Kerry stripped off for the latest issue of Zoo to show off her newly reduced breasts.
The bankrupt mother of four let MTV takes some pictures before her surgery to reduce her GGs down to DDs. A friend says,
She went ahead with the shoot to remind her of her body beforehand. She’s pleased that she did it because her body is now completely different - and she’s delighted with the results. The shoot was a bit of fun before she went under knife. She’s always been proud of her large assets - but it was definitely time for a change.
We have the money shot after the jump. You might want to brace yourself before you look.
