Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have been slapped with a lawsuit from a NY flight attendant named Lisa Wilson.

Lisa claimed in Brooklyn Federal Court earlier this week, that the couple’s dog Floyd caused her to suffer a serious back injury when he bumped into her legs during a 2006 flight. She alleged that the poorly-trained Floyd caused her to fall and hit her back.

Both sides have hired their own animal behavior experts to evaluate Floyd for the case. No word yet on how much money Lisa wants for her pain.

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Jennifer Lopez has finally addressed the breakup rumors.  J.Lo says no, she and Marc Anthony didn’t break up.  The truth is that her wedding ring is fug and just doesn’t really go with any of her outfits.  She says,

Every time I’m not wearing my ring, people think I’m getting divorced. That’s crazy. It just didn’t go with the dress. Divorce is not and was never an option.

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We here at /Gossip think awards shows are like sloths on sleeping pills, but we just can’t ignore a big even like the Golden Globes, so here’s /Gossip’s account of what sucked at the event last night.

1. J-Lo and Marc Anthony both showed up without their wedding rings just to get the mouths flapping. What really got us talking though, were J-Lo’s huge butt and fat folds falling out her dress, which made many an audience member hurl out their popcorn.

2. The Jonas Brothers showed up looking fugly as normal. The trio, who reportedly have a stylist, would look like _____ if they had to style themselves.

3. Cameron Diaz appeared in a dress that looked like 10,000 bottles of Pepto-Bismol accidentally threw up on her.

4. Anne Hathaway looked like a blue tree ghost who swallowed the mid-section of Cookie Monster for breakfast.

5. Kate Winslet sounded like she was getting massively stethoscoped, taking at least 200 deep breaths during her acceptance speech.

6. Sacha Baron Cohen went on just a little too long about fat Kenneth Davitian’s anus and testicles. He also got booed while presenting the award for Best Comedy after making a joke about Madonna firing her “personal assistant” Guy Ritchie because of the recession.

7. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie moved their make out session from the Critics Choice Awards to the Golden Globes.  Again, they didn’t win anything, but they did use the event to try to conceive another baby.

8. Colin Farrell accepted his award while obsessively scratching his head. Got fleas?

Ok done.  On to other news.

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J-Lo and Marc Anthony have both been publicly spotted recently, sans wedding rings, and US Weekly is reporting that they have multiple sources that confirm that the couple have hit a rough patch in their marriage.

One of Marc’s friends tells that magazine that the marriage trouble is largely due to Marc’s controlling ways, saying that Marc is so jealous that he even picks out J-Lo’s clothes for her and monitors her phone calls.  He’s also reportedly annoyed by his crying babies.

I don’t blame him.  Crying babies do kinda suck.

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J-Lo, Marc Anthony, NY Mets player Carlos Beltran, and his wife Jessica all renewed their vows at Caesars Palace in Vegas yesterday.

They did this after playing craps and going to a Pussycat Dolls show at Pure Nightclub.  They found a minister at Pure that agreed to marry them at 3 A.M, and all four made it official at 3:30.

J-Lo and Marc Anthony’s twins Max and Emme were being watched in the same hotel suite by their grandparents while mom and dad had their little foursome.

All four probably woke up the next morning totally regretting their quickie Vegas weddings.  I call annulments within the next 14 hours.

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J.Lo and Marc Anthony’s twins Maz and Emme have already gone through two nannies in about 4 and a half months, according to The National Enquirer.  Both nannies quit over poor working conditions, and J.Lo has been having trouble finding a new nanny since, even though she is offering an almost six figure salary for the job.  Apparently, J. Lo is making her nannies work 16 hour days with no break.  /gossip loves slave-drivers!  According to the Enquirer,

Jennifer Lopez and hubby Marc Anthony are willing to shell out a whopping $2,250 a week for live-in help for their twins - but their nannies keep walking off the job… Normally people who make huge sums of money and have loads of professional and social obligations hire a nanny for each child, especially for newborns… But it is as if Jennifer expects one nanny not only to take care of both twins, but to work 16-hour days, seven days a week!

The twins are now being cared for by J. Lo and Anthony, with the help of J. Lo’s mom.

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