Kerry Katona announced her impending divorce to husband, cab driver, Mark Croft yesterday by changing her Facebook profile from married to single.
The Sun is now reporting that the mother of four called her publicist yesterday to let her know the news.
In a possibly related twist, Kerry has taken her eBay charity auction for her fake boob down. No word yet on why the former singer’s upcoming divorce has affected her ability to give.
After going bankrupt and losing several jobs, Kerry Katona is now forced to make husband, Mark Croft go back to work. The former cabbie is now washing cars for 60 bucks a whack. A friend of the couple says,
He’s always been accused of sponging off Kerry, but now he’s going to be doing a different kind of sponging.
This is a real come-down for him. He likes to play the big man driving round in his fancy cars. But now he’s having to get his hands dirty.
He thinks the car valeting business could be a little gold mine. There are a lot of wealthy people in and around Wilmslow all with posh cars. He’ll be charging £30 a time to valet them. He decided that doing this is better than going back to being a cabbie.
Guy apparently thought he was making bank when he married Kerry, but now he’s just stuck with some broke-ass lady with five kids to support.
Kerry Katona, mother of four is losing deals left and right. The former coke addict who recently filed for bankruptcy and lost her job writing for OK Magazine has now just learned that MTV has dropped her new reality show which was set to follow her music comeback in Nashville.
A source at MTV says,
Kerry is in no fit state to make a show. We have to wait and see how she fares in the immediate future. We want to see if she can start taking care of herself.
Kerry recently admitted that she was an alcoholic after appearing on British TV acting like her brain fell out her eyes.
Well at least Kerry’s husband can pay the bills till she gets back on her feet…. oh wait, he’s a cab driver. Welfare?
Kerry Katona, who recently filed for bankruptcy has just lost her job writing for OK Magazine after her drugged up appearance on UK morning TV. Those editors over at OK musta got sick of working so hard to make Kerry sound half comprehensible.
Apparently, the former druggie/mother of four was relying on the cash from the mag deal to pay her bills. Now, she’ reportedly going to have to go to her sugar daddy husband, Mark Croft (the taxi driver) for green.
After Kerry’s disastrous appearance on British TV the other day (above), her publicist Max Clifford has finally spoken out about the incident. Max, who just announced that Kerry’s fired him as her agent, tells The presses,
All I can say is that from knowing Kerry as well as I do, I don’t personally believe she is in a good place at the moment. What people who are around her tell me makes me increasingly worried. People around her are telling me that she is drinking more and more, earlier and earlier’… All I can say is that Mark was happy for Kerry to go on This Morning which says a lot. Mark is at the centre of Kerry’s life and so you can’t overestimate the effect he has on her life. She loves him to bits and therefore he has an impact on everything she does.
Max admits he hasn’t spoken to Kerry since her half-retard appearance on TV because he says that she’s been avoiding him.
BTW, Kerry’s current husband, Mark is a former cab driver and drug dealer.
And… word on the streets says that Kerry’s ex, Brian McFadden is now looking to gain custody of the couple’s two kids. Probably cause he’s afraid they’ll magically turn into little crackwhores under her care.
