Here’s an outtake from Megan Fox’s recent Harper’s Bazaar photo shoot that hit the web yesterday.
As you may recall, this is the same issue where she claims she’s only had sex with two men her entire life.
We commend you on your sharp eyes if you noticed that Megan Fox did not sport her usual ugly toe thumbs (see below) on her Super Bowl ad last night.
Apparently, Megan’s thumbs were such an issue that she enlisted a hand model to take her place on a close-up shot of her digits holding a Motorola phone. We’re told that the naked body that you see is 100% hers though.
Megan Fox’s Emporio Armani underwear ads were released online this morning. You’ll also be able to see them (much bigger) on billboards in major cities around the world.
Here’s Megan Fox on the cover of the latest issue of New York Times Magazine.
Inside, she bitches about how girls hate her because they think she’s a slut, media outlets like her because they think she has sex appeal, and all men do is pay to stare at her.
Michael Bay revealed today that Transformers 3 would be releasing on July 1st, 2011. Along with his announcement, the director left a friendly warning for his favorite actress, Megan Fox. He wrote,
P.S. Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture. Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep. As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you.
In case you need a reminder, last month, Megan famously compared Michael to a few powerful historical figures… such as Hitler and Napoleon.
Megan Fox sat down with Nylon TV recently to talk about herself (yay). She said a few ditsy things about dressing like a banana, having a boring life, and totally listening to Kings of Leon before everyone else.
Megan Fox made an appearance on SNL over the weekend.
See above for your instant sleeping pill.
Megan Fox made an appearance on Jimmy Fallon last night to talk about everything from her fear of the dark to her fear of ghosts to her fear of paper. They also spoke about her favorite iphone game, Sally’s Spa, and her prior conviction for stealing Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen cosmetics from Walmart.
After being called a “thankless, classless, graceless, unfriendly bitch” by three Transformers crew members in an open letter a few days ago, Megan Fox apparently figured out the identity of the employees, and took a little time out to speak with them about their actions.
Megan released a statement today saying, “I have spoken with the parties involved privately. I am very fortunate to be involved in this amazing franchise and look forward to Transformers 3″ - where those pesky letter-writing crew members probably won’t be hired back.
Megan Fox took to the latest issue of Rolling Stone to try her best to convince the world that she’s so totally emo. Here are just a few quotes that we obtained:
On her crappy temper towards boyfriend Brian Austin Green: “My temper is ridiculously bad. I’ve had to say to Brian, ‘You have to go and stop talking to me, because I’m going to kill you. I’m going to stab you with something, please leave. I’d never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn’t shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure.”
On whether or not she cuts herself: “Yeah… I don’t want to elaborate. I would never call myself a cutter. Girls go through different phases when they’re growing up, when they’re miserable and do different things, whether it’s an eating disorder or they dabble in cutting.”
On how she totally hates herself: “I never think I’m worthy of anything… I have a sick feeling of being mocked all the time. I have a lot of self-loathing. Self-loathing doesn’t keep me from being happy. But that doesn’t mean I don’t struggle. I am very vulnerable. But I can be aggressive, hurtful, domineering and selfish, too. I’m emotionally unpredictable and all over the place. I’m a control freak.”
In five years time, Megan will probably be traveling the world doing charity work with her six multi-colored kids and one ball-less man.
Megan Fox apparently pissed a few people off when she recently compared Michael Bay to Hitler and Napoleon. Three crew members who were particularly peeved, posted a quite lengthy but entertaining open letter on Michaelbay.com today, exposing Megan’s dark side.
The letter has since been removed from the site, but you can check it out in its entirety after the jump.
Megan Fox popped up on the cover of another magazine to talk about being something. Enjoy the photos.
Megan Fox recently sat down with Cosmo to give an interview about the wonders of the man-chomping vagina. Megan told the mag,
Women hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you’re in a heterosexual relationship and you’re female, you win.
A few other fun quotes from the interview include the following:
“I never call them guys, I always call them boys. Maybe it’s a superiority complex - my needing to keep them down.”
“I collect attractive boys.”
“It’s fun when someone intends to put you in his back pocket, but instead, he walks away wounded. I make it a mind game so they don’t know if I’m hitting on them or mocking them.”
“Male actors drop lines about their private jets, trying to seem powerful, but I don’t give a s—. I don’t need someone else’s power. I’m obtaining my own.”
Megan’s new man-murdering film, Jennifer’s Body releases next month.
Emporio Armani announced yesterday that they wouldn’t be renewing Victoria Beckham’s contract to promote their underwear. According to inside sources, Victoria realized the value of her status, and refused to travel around the world to do extensive promotions for the brand, which Armani wanted to write into her new contract.
Victoria will now move her focus onto her own beauty and fashion lines, and her guest judge gig at American Idol.
Rumor has it that Megan Fox will be replacing Victoria as the face of Emporio Armani underwear. Victoria’s husband David is still under contract with the brand.
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