Paris Hilton’s rep has just confirmed that Paris and her boyfriend Benji Madden have split.
A source says,
Even though they are still in love, they felt it would be better to just be friends.
Benji was overprotective and controlling. He doesn’t get along with any of her friends. Friends thought Paris had changed since being with Benji and she wants to be herself again.
So in other words, Paris broke up with Benji because coke binges and sex tapes are waaay more fun than settling down.
Ok, give it up. It was funny for like 5 seconds.
That’s not a sensationalized headline. It’s true. Paris has booked a seat on Richard Branson’s first Virgin spaceflight. The rocket is set to take off next year, and is offering rich people the chance to take a space tour. Paris says,
I’m very scared to do it. What if I don’t come back? With the whole light-years thing, what if I come back 10,000 years later, and everyone I know is dead? I’ll be like, ‘Great. Now I have to start all over.
Other people booked on that fight? Madonna, Tom Hanks and Moby.
Paris has reportedly just purchased a former brothel in London’s East End district. The building was apparently a former opium den which comes complete with iron joists for shackling people to the wall (wtf?).
We hear that the property was once used by sailors after they reached land after months at sea.
A source tells the Daily Mail,
Paris really appreciated the quirkiness of the place – and the knockdown price for such a unique building – and immediately put in an offer.
This is one of those decisions that normal people make and then regret when they realize that the re-sale value of a brothel pretty much sucks.
Paris Hilton? She’ll just paint it pink, and move in until she realizes the stains on the wall are really dried up jizz shots. Then she’ll just leave and move back to the U.S. and give it away to squatters when she goes. Charity! Hot.
Paris says she’s not getting it on with Princes William and Harry, or with Guy Ritchie. Paris told Ryan Seacrest yesterday morning that tabloids lie. REALLY?!?
She told Ryan she recently celebrated her eight month anniversary with Benji from afar. She said he had roses and caviar delivered to her hotel room yesterday morning. Spiny flowers and salty fish eggs. How sweeeet.
Paris has been living in London recently, shooting her BFF show for MTV, and has supposedly fallen in love with the place, and the boys there?
She told the Daily Mail,
I love it here, I am going to move here permanently. I have already been here for a month and am much, much happier here. I love guys with English accents. I have met a really cute English guy.
We hear Paris has been partying it up with Princes William and Harry. So… I guess Benji Madden’s soooo not hot anymore. Um because he doesn’t wear a crown, live in a castle, and drink tea and eat crumpets. What are crumpets anyways?
Paris is apparently still running for president, taking her campaigning to the cover of this month’s issue of Nylon Magazine. Hot?
Here’s what we gather from the interview. Paris will always wear heels as president, she won’t have a cabinet, she’ll have a closet, and she’ll be having lots of “secret-underground-bunker-after-hours parties.”
And what fashion advice does Paris have for her opponent’s VP pick?
My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself. Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend.
Not quite as funny as her first one, I say.
Paris’s new song called “My BFF” premiered on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show today. Listen to the magic here.
That’s it, I’m starting a new internet meme, it’s called paris-rolling.
Paris Hilton is launching her fifth fragrance next month, and this time the scent is called Fairy Dust. The ad features Paris dressed as Tinkerbell, and looks like it’s made for little 5-year-old girls playing dress-up, only I think it’s actually for adults.
See the full ad after the jump.
Everyone’s talking about this clip of The View where around 5:34, they’re all saying Paris flips out when Joy Behar asks her if she can vote. She replies, “I can vote.”
Um yeah, Paris totally hit’s the roof there. I can practically see her head explode…
Paris Hilton lost two dogs in a coyote attack on Wednesday night. Hilton is reportedly “devastated” over the losses.
/Gossip loves animals and we are genuinely sad for Paris. 
Update: We’re now hearing that Paris’ dogs weren’t eaten. They simply escaped from their doghouse (mansion), and snuck into Paris’ recording studio, which somehow got translated into “eaten by coyotes” by the internets.
Update #2: X17 is now reporting that Paris’ dogs were in fact eaten, and that her camp is trying to cover the story up to make Paris look like a good dog owner. They say they’ve confirmed the story personally with her BFF.
Russell Brand made fun of the Jonas Brothers for wearing purity rings at last night’s VMAs. Paris Hilton has just responded to said joke. Paris says,
I don’t pick on them. That’s something cool for a kid to keep, so don’t pick on them for that. I think that they’re all really good kids and that they’re definitely our next generation of kids and they’re all really good so I think that’s awesome.
I agree. It’s really good to be good, and it’s cool that they’re good, so that’s totally awesome and I’m glad that they’re awesome….
Paris has got a plan! Apparently, she’s forced the Toronto International Film Festival to cancel a couple of screenings of her new documentary that will be showing there next week, in order to drum up some hype for the film. She thought of this on her own?
The movie, called “Paris, Not France,” directed by Adrian Petty (daughter of Tom Petty) is basically just a flick about Paris’ life. I’m sure I’ve seen the same thing on MTV or E! or something like that at some point. Well now you can pay to see the same thing, if you can get into the only screening of it at the film fest. Either that, or you can wait till it comes out in theaters, and pay to see it there. Paris’ rep Jason Moore tells Page Six,
We wanted to create more buzz - create some hype. We felt the impact would be more extreme if we had one screening. She is a partner with the documentary and will be attending Tuesday’s screening in support of it.
Ah! “we wanted to create more buzz,” not “Paris wanted to create more buzz.” I knew I didn’t just miss the news about her brain overloading and bursting into flames.
Apparently festival organizers are P.O’ed about the filmmakers’ ingenious plan, but there’s nothing they can do about it because Paris Hilton just did her little pout. Toronto Film Fest programmer Thom Powers says,
I wish we could do more, but it’s better than not showing it at all.
