Rumor has it that Benji Madden has finally gotten over Paris Hilton, and has moved on to hooking up with Pete Wentz’s little sister Hillary.
Star Magazine (with a current track record of about 29% accuracy) is reporting that Benji and Hillary have been bonding recently over music and tattoos. One source says,
She’s has this tough chick energy he’s really into. And they have so much in common.
Star Magazine is reporting that Ashlee Simpson is pregnant with baby #2. Since the source is Star, we’re setting the chances of this being true at about 37%.
According to the mag, Ashlee is psyched about the new baby because it’ll totally tie Pete Wentz down to her for life. Pete is reportedly pissed for the same reasons. A source says,
He thinks a second kid could change things for the worse. He doesn’t want to be tied down and stuck at home all the time.
Pete Wentz was spotted earlier this week, dancing on a pool table with a few strippers at a party after his show at the Palms Casino Resort. A source at the party tells Star Magazine,
Everybody was going absolutely crazy. [Pete was] dancing on a pool table with the girls.
People were even drunkenly playing makeshift Slip ‘n’ Slide with a mat and lubricant. And Pete was in great spirits. He was dancing and singing along to his band’s own songs, grinding up against the dancers.
Pete’s wife Ashlee Simpson was seemingly cool with the whole thing, posting a picture of her giving their baby Bronx a kiss on her Twitter around the same time.
Ashlee Simpson took to her Twitter to show off a new picture of her baby with Pete Wentz, Bronx Mowgli.
So what do you think, cute or ugly?
Pete Wentz may have gotten married and had a kid, but that apparently hasn’t stopped him from having some piss roulette fun.
Since Jessica Simpson being fat has blown to such epic proportions, we thought it necessary to give you a handy guide to what everyone is saying about fat Jessica Simpson. Here’s /Gossip’s exclusive rundown (feel free to print a copy to carry with you):
-Jessica Simpson’s ugly sister, Ashlee says:
“I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister’s weight.
Since when did a woman’s weight become newsworthy? A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman’s weight or figure.
All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you’re a celebrity, there shouldn’t be a different standard.”
-Fat butt Kim Kardashian says:
“I was doing Super Bowl interviews for my Leather & Laces party I’m hosting down here in Tampa, Florida, and EVERYONE seems to be asking me about Jessica Simpson’s alleged weight gain.
I think it’s absolutely ridiculous!!! She is not fat at all and I am actually offended that people are giving her such a hard time over this! LEAVE HER ALONE!!!
First of all, her outfit was FABULOUS! I loved that Fendi leopard belt with those high waisted jeans!
She is so drop dead gorgeous and the fact that the media is sending this message out to young girls is mind blowing!
I am probably twice Jessica’s size, so what do you guys think of me then???”
(/Gossip thinks you’re fat too.)
Ashlee’s scrubby husband Pete Wentz says:
“I think that the media puts too harsh of a spotlight on women in general and I think it’s a bummer. It’s bad for young women. I see it affecting young girls who come to our shows and that’s a bummer. Real beauty is on the inside, man.”
Jessica’s ex-husband Nick Lachey who shouldn’t care about anything related to Jessica Simpson anymore says:
“I wish her nothing but the best and I hope she’s happy - whatever size that comes in. I can’t believe it’s this big of a story and people are making such a huge deal about it. I’m never ceased to be amazed by people’s reactions to things.”
Heidi Klum who is not fat, and has nothing to do with Jessica Simpson in any way says:
“Everyone should be the way they feel comfortable. There are always people who are quick to offer an opinion and when you are in the public eye, people will always talk about you and put their opinions on you. That’s what you get when you’re in the public eye. But people need to be happy with the way they are.”
Jenny McCarthy who also is not fat, and also has nothing to do with Jessica Simpson except for the fact that she has an autistic son says:
“I think people should leave Jessica alone.”
We hope you find this guide handy, and will continue to add to this list as the story develops.
Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson show off the new little creature in their household for free!
Pete and Ash decided to premiere Bronx on a Christmas card, asking fans to donate to their charities of choice. So much for grampa Joe’s new little cash cow.
Pete Wentz announced on the radio yesterday that Ashlee’s breast milk tasted “soury” and “weird”. Um Pete, did you check the expiration date before you drank it? I could be wrong, but I’m not sure breast milk has a very long shelf life.
Pete Wentz went way over the line in the TMI department when he spilled the beans to Howard Stern about his sex life with Ashlee Simpson. Pete tells Howard,
We have such a sexual chemistry. Had we been on this show last year we’d probably be doing it in the green room.
But they’re not “doing it in the green room” this year, because apparently, her vagina’s still all messed up from that thing that came out of it just a few weeks ago.
Pete says,
We do other fun stuff. She’s not ready down there.
About Ashlee’s boobs, Pete dishes,
She’s a C, but I think with the breast milk it’s a D.
In the interview, he also talks about his first time with Ashlee (something about mirrors in a hotel room and watching himself bone her), and hints that Ashlee will do just about anything in bed because she’s from Texas, and you know, “Texas girls are fun.”
Anyone else getting that urge to regurgitate lunch right about now? I thought so.
Pete Wentz took to his blog to try to deny rumors that he and Ashlee were having trouble selling pictures of their new baby Bronx. He says,
About baby pics gossip: truth is like every celeb couple we were offered
mounds and mounds of money by mags from here to Guam to pimp out the baby. We just don’t want to go down that road with him.We are not placing judgment on those that do as they often use the money in a very charitable way. However, we have made the decision to not sell Bronx’s baby pictures right now. We understand that like other celebrities have said, “there is a bounty on our heads” for these pictures. There is a danger when there are cameras being held over walls and into our backyard. We are followed day and night and that was fine when it was us but we are going to do our best to shelter Bronx from that as much as possible. Its scary to be followed by 10 cars to your home. We understand the curiosity, just not the viciousness that comes along with it when it becomes so insatiable. We know there will be a time when we’ll share him with everyone because that insatiable curiousity becomes unsafe or simply because we’re proud parents who want to show him off! We know our fans support and care about us and want to know about our family and we’ve always been straight up and open with those who care about us most, so at some time, when it makes sense, Bronx will be out in the world.
In the meantime, we’d like to say thank you to those who have allowed us relative privacy in letting us just be a family for now - and to enjoy all the happiness he’s brought us.
ps trust me he’s cute. he looks like his mommy.
Well I spot at least one half-truth there. If it looks like Ashlee, could it really be cute?
Page Six is reporting that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson have been trying to shop around the first photos of their new baby Bronx Mowgli to celebrity tabs, but have so far garnered no interest.
Apparently, since we posted the first pic of the kid the day he was born (above), the value of all subsequent photos has dropped down to… oh… zero.
Pete Wentz recently sat down with Details Magazine to talk about, among other things, his new baby, who he admits was an accident. Pete says,
It was a happy accident. But I think that certain things happen for a reason in your life, and maybe it was time to put the wild child in a cage.
You mean he’s admitting that he and Ashlee had sex BEFORE they were married? Gasp…
The not-so-innocent Pete also talks about his work, quitting drugs, and the leakage of his penis… pictures which brought him and Ash together.
Pete confirms that his newly spawned creature Bronx Mowgli was named after Mowgli from The Jungle Book, and that he was really frightened when Bronx made his arrival. Pete told Ryan Seacrest this morning,
Right before she went into labor, I was pretty much like, ‘Oh my God, I think I’m having a heart attack.’ Natural things start going on in your body. My heart started beating really fast. You seen your wife in all this pain, and you really don’t know what’s happening.
“Don’t know what’s happening?” I think she was getting ready to spew out a whole nother human being!!! Pete continues,
She’s a amazing girl. She was like, ‘I will make sure you’re OK.’ I didn’t even stop to think, ‘Well, you just had an epidural and you’re about to have a baby!’
We have confirmation of the arrival of Hollywood’s newest shriveled creature!
Ashlee Simpson gave birth to Bronx Mowgli Wentz, a 7 lb, 11 oz boy last night in LA. Simpson’s rep says,
Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!
