Prince Harry fell off of a pony while playing polo to raise money for the Sentebale children’s charity in Barbados over the weekend. After the fall, Harry told reporters that neither he nor the horse were seriously injured:

I’m a bit sore but it was all for a good cause so it was worthwhile in the end. Basically the horse slipped from underneath me, which does happen occasionally and is a but unfortunate.

It probably looks very dramatic because I was trying to throw myself clear of the horse. I’m a bit sore but the horse is ok though.

Harry went on to explain that he was initially angry because he was afraid that his fall had cost the children’s charity a $100,000 donation. He said,

The reason why I was throwing my mallet down was because I met this nice businessman at dinner last night who offered me $50,000 for Sentebale if I fell off my horse today. His wife turned round and said ‘that’s a bit harsh, you should give him $100,000 if he stays on.’ And he agreed to seal the deal on that.

So when I fell off, I threw down my mallet and shouted: “What a waste of $100,000!” I was furious with myself. Fortunately this extremely generous gentleman has already been in touch and told us that it was the clear that the horse fell over, rather than I fell off it, so he was happy to honour the $100,000. What a star!

The Sentebale children’s charity was co-founded by Harry in memory of his mother, the late Princess Diana. Donations to the charity help to support AIDS orphans in Lesotho.

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Rumor has is that Prince Harry is totally done with Chelsy Davy. He and singer Natalie Imbruglia were recently spotted at the Hard Rock Calling festival, hugging and kissing backstage while hanging out with The Killers.

According to people close to the couple, Harry finally made his move on Natalie about five months ago after nursing a years-long massive crush on the singer.

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Prince Harry might want to pay a short visit to the always-helpful mental institution.  During his first trip to NYC, Harry admitted to having a problem with multiple personality disorder on the Today Show. The Prince told Matt Lauer over the weekend,

Deep down inside, I’m three different people. 
I don’t know whether that’s a good thing or a bad thing. But I think you have to sort of jump from place to place. 
You have to go along with the situation you’re in. 
Wherever you are, different places, different people, you’ve just got to roll with it. I hope I’m doing all right by that.

We wish the Prince all the best in finding some medication to combat his serious problem.

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Chelsy Davy, Prince Harry’s gf of five years reportedly dumped Harry’s royal ass on Friday night.  The couple’s relationship had been rocky in recent months after the Prince was seen flirting with other women.

Chelsy reportedly called all her friends the other day to bitch and cry about the break-up.  She then made sure to waste no time changing her Facebook profile to “not in a relationship”, just so YOU know you can now safely make your move.

Sources say that the couple are still talking and remain friends.

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Prince Harry got himself ass deep into another controversy this weekend, after a video that he shot surfaced on News of the World, where he called a couple of his fellow soldiers “Paki” and “raghead”.

Harry’s people issued a statement last night, apologizing for his behavior on the video.  The apology reads:

Prince Harry fully understands how offensive this term can be—and is extremely sorry for any offence his words might cause.

However, on this occasion three years ago, Prince Harry used the term [Paki] without any malice and as a nickname about a highly popular member of his platoon.

There is no question that Prince Harry was in any way seeking to insult his friend.

Prince Harry is using the term ‘raghead’ to mean Taliban.

In that case, I guess we’ll forgive him.

Watch the video here.  We like the part where Harry admits that his pubes are ginger.  I’ve been dying to know that for so long.

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Akon has heard that Prince Harry likes to Smack That, so he’s come forward, offering to teach the white boy to rap. Akon says,

Prince Harry is the man. I want to hook up with him when I’m in London because I heard he’s a fan. And when we do meet I’m gonna teach him to rap. It could be a harder task than I thought. But he looks like he’s got rhythm.

What do you think Prince Harry will rap about?

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Paris says she’s not getting it on with Princes William and Harry, or with Guy Ritchie.  Paris told Ryan Seacrest yesterday morning that tabloids lie.  REALLY?!?

She told Ryan she recently celebrated her eight month anniversary with Benji from afar.  She said he had roses and caviar delivered to her hotel room yesterday morning.  Spiny flowers and salty fish eggs.  How sweeeet.

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Paris has been living in London recently, shooting her BFF show for MTV, and has supposedly fallen in love with the place, and the boys there?

She told the Daily Mail,

I love it here, I am going to move here permanently. I have already been here for a month and am much, much happier here. I love guys with English accents. I have met a really cute English guy.

We hear Paris has been partying it up with Princes William and Harry.  So… I guess Benji Madden’s soooo not hot anymore.  Um because he doesn’t wear a crown, live in a castle, and drink tea and eat crumpets.  What are crumpets anyways?

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