Rosie O’Donnell’s environmentally conscious new girlfriend Tracy Kachtick-Anders has reportedly convinced her to change her wasteful ways.
Rosie recently claimed that she is now recycling, using reusable water bottles, and even composting her veggie scraps. Rosie said, “Tracy is quite green and a big influence. We’re getting greener as we go”. Yes, it’s a slow news day.
Now that it’s all out in the open, Rosie O’Donnell has decided to start talking openly about her new girlfriend Tracy Kachtick-Anders.
She took to her Rosie Radio show yesterday to gush about Tracy, calling her a “lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely person”. She added that their relationship has been “yummy… It’s almost too good to be true!”
Rosie also confirmed on her website yesterday that she had already introduced her four kids to Tracy’s six.
Word has it that Rosie O’Donnell has just started dating a mother of six from Texas named Tracy Kachtick-Anders.
Tracy is an artist, writer, doulo, and charity organizer who met Rosie on the internet after contacting her through her blog. Rosie used her usual code-speak to confirm the relationship recently in her Ask Ro section of the site.
Five of Tracy’s children are adopted, and all have special needs. Tracy is the creator of the non-profit organization Open Arms Campaign, and inventor of the Sleep Tight Wedge for babies.
Some people enjoy being single, but Rosie O’Donnell apparently does not. She admitted last night at Rosie’s Broadway Extravaganza in NYC that she’s pretty miserable now that she’s broken up with her wife Kelli Carpenter.
Rosie added that she’s been dealing with her loneliness by spending time with her beloved dog, Missy, which she thankfully acquired in the split.
Kelli and Rosie married in 2004, and separated about two years ago. They kept the separation under wraps until recently for the sake of their four kids.
Yesterday we mentioned that Rosie O’Donnell was convinced that years ago, she almost hooked up with Angelina Jolie. Well now, cow thinks that she also missed out on a chance to do the dirty with supermodel Petra Nemcova.
According to Rosie, Petra was totally hitting on her when she made an appearance on her talk show, but she was so focused on the interview, that she missed all of Petra’s sexual signals. For whatever reason, Petra even supposedly gave Rosie her number. Rosie called, but - just like the Angelina thing, nothing developed.
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Further proof that Rosie O’Donnell is delusional - She told Howard Stern yesterday that she once nearly had a chance to hook up with Angelina Jolie. She told Howard,
We talked on the phone two or three times, but that was that. There was a tentative plan to have dinner that never came through. I was a little afraid of her. She’s scary in a sexual kind of way. I have dreams about her a lot still.
Wonder why those dinner plans fell through.
According to sources, when Kelli Carpenter moved out on Rosie O’Donnell a few months ago, she didn’t go alone. She reportedly took their youngest kid - her biological daughter - Vivienne with her.
Kelli left her other three kids, Parker, Chelsea, and Blake, with Rosie in their Nyack, NY home. Those ones were adopted.
Rosie O’Donnell finally addressed those plaguing rumors of her crumbling relationship with Kelli Carpenter today. She told USA Today,
We’re a family, we remain a family and we’re working on the issues. Kelli and I love each other very much and we are working on our issues. Those are the only words I am ever going to say. Ever. And that is something that has been agreed upon by all parties.
She added that she and Kelli would continue to raise their four children in a friendly manner together.
Rosie O’Donnell has finally landed a new job after her terrible variety show was canceled a few months ago. Good news is that you won’t have to actually see Rosie, you’ll just be hearing her fat voice - the incredibly annoying comedian has just signed a deal to host a Sirius XM radio show.
The show will be broadcast daily from Rosie’s home studio in NY, where she will talk about celebrities and entertainment. You should probably begin avoiding Sirius XM this fall.
Going into the museum of TMI is Rosie O’Donnell’s recent revelation on the Tyra Banks Show that she’s currently receiving menopause advice from Madonna. Rosie tells Tyra,
I am about to be 47 next month and Aunt Flow has not shown up for nine months.
She’s [Madonna] great, she’s a lot like a big sister. When I started having my hormone things, I’m like, ‘What the hell is going on?’ she’s like, ‘Get the cream.
Rosie then goes into vivid detail about her hot flashes. She continues,
It started for me at 41…I would be in the bed, and I would wake up and the sheets would be soaking wet — not damp — soaking wet.
I’m not really sure what’s grosser, the thought of Rosie sweating that much in bed, or the thought of Madonna sweating just as much all over a naked Jesus Luz. Now I know why Rosie’s variety show was canceled after just one episode.
Just a few months after returning to her blog, Rosie O’Donnell has vowed to shut her fat trap again. She wrote on her blog yesterday,
this year
unplugged
see what happens
on we gopeace out
and in
Hold up. Here’s mine…
U r a fat bitch
glad 4 u 2 shut up again
thank effing god
peace 2 u too
Rosie O’Donnell’s new variety show flopped (surprise, surprise), and she won’t be doing any more (thank god!). On her blog, she writes,
There will b no more. No ratings. bad reviews. yet still - a thrill 4 me.
I wish someone would just tell Rosie that her feeble attempts to be cool by blogging like a 12-year-old on AIM aren’t working.
If you’re not brave enough to get through the video above, here’s a spoiler. There’s people dressed like food dancing around, Rosie attempts to sing, and Rachael Ray appears with a fake turkey. Nuff said.
Rosie O’Donnell has decided to take a break from blogging on rosie.com because she’s an internets addict. Thank god. She writes on her last entry,
i am taking off august
in blog-ville
2 c if i can
rosie unplugged
Wait wait, I have a response.
u r dumb
ur typing makes no sense
u r ugly
glad u will b unplugged
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